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  1. morgan143 morgan143
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    I hope there comes a day when all cancer is,
    is a
    zodiac symbol<3

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    "Am I on top or bottom?"I whisper as we start a two player game of Mario Kart.

  3. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    That awkward moment between your birth and your death.

  4. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
    A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
    He was homeless.
    Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
    GivesMeHope.com

  5. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    To realize the value of ONE YEAR
    ask a student who failed a grade
    To realize the value of ONE MONTH
    ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
    To realize the value of ONE WEEK
    ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
    To realize the value of ONE DAY
    ask the person who was born on February 29th
    To realize the value of ONE HOUR
    ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
    ask the person who missed the train
    To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
    ask the person who just advoided an accident
    To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
    ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
    Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

  7. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Barney turned into JerseyShore
    GameBoy turned into Facebook
    PictnoChat turned into Texting
    Coloring turned into LoveLetters
    HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
    Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
    AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
    TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
    Skechers turned into Sperrys
    EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
    Cooties turned into Kisses
    Playdates turned into Hangouts
    Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
    JuicyJuice turned into Monster
    RainCoats turned into TubeTops
    SweatPants turned into Yogas
    StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
    Webkinz turned into Tumblr
    Braids turned into Straighteners
    FullHouse turned into Degrassi
    CampRock turned into OneDirection
    Jokes turned into Bullying
    BedTimes turned into Curfues
    Like turned into Love
    But worst of all,
    Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
    Where has our childhood gone?
    -90's kids♥

  8. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
    Tumblr

  9. boylover13flirtz14 boylover13flirtz14
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, take off that hat. You look like a girl.
    Spongebob: Am i a pretty girl?

  10. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    YOU DESERVE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS
    HOW TO MAKE THINGS UP TO YOU AFTER
    HURTING YOU, NOT SOMEONE WHO IS
    VERY GOOD WITH THE WORD "SORRY".

  11. MeChapterTwo MeChapterTwo
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    so take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
    {hang it on a shelf in good health and good time}
    tattoos of memories & dead skin on trial
    {for what it's worth ♥ it was worth all the while}

  12. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    When you feel that you've lost everyone.

  13. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Not-So-Slim Shady?

  14. awesomeness221 awesomeness221
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you have something funny to say ,but the topic of the conversation changed already

  15. Always_Dream Always_Dream
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    I hate mosquitoes!
    I mean I know im delicious..... but dang!
    (nmq)

  16. gymtastics21 gymtastics21
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Everyday at 11:11 I wished he would take me back.Then for the first time in six months I texted him asking if we could start over.He replied "Umm no."At 11:11 exactly. I don't think my heart has ever sunken so deep.

  17. surfgirl15 surfgirl15
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Can I get 16 favs for my 16th birthday?

  18. xyouxonlyxlivexoncex xyouxonlyxlivexoncex
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Things that keep me up at night:
    - wanting things
    - worrying
    - anticipation
    - anxiety
    - the future
    - jealousy
    - too hot
    - too cold
    - comparisons
    - expectations
    - tomorows outfit
    - planning
    - you

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Int: would you like to work with Bob?
    Niall: Bob the builder?!
    Int: Oh sorry, i mean B.o.B
    Niall: oh..i knew that..

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

  20. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    what i if told you
    that you read the top line wrong?

:)

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