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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 4:45pm UTC

How to p.iss off the passenger sitting next to you on the plain:
1.Take out your laptop from your bag
2.Open it slowly and carefully
3.Log in it
4.Make sure he/she is watching you the moment you do it
5.Go to the internet
6.Close your eyes for a while, open your eyes and then look up just for a while(make sure he/she is still watching)
7.Take a deep breath and go to this site (with the speakers on):
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8.Look at his/her face
xDDD P.R.I.C.E.L.E.S.S.

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 4:04pm UTC

i bet the reason there's only 1 moon is because if there were 2 moons then it ould look like bo'obs were
floating in the sky and everyone would be too ho'rny to live and all the humans would just die

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 4:32pm UTC

me: shut up!
person: make me
*sexual tension*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 10:40am UTC

Whenever I listen to Marina & The Diamonds, I either want to curl up in a
ball and eat ice cream while crying about my feelings or I want to put on my cutest dress and red lipstick and stab my enemies through the heart with my high heels. There is no inbetween.

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 11:09pm UTC

fave for a honest opinon on your profile

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 10:06pm UTC

Welcome to America, where women are welcome to engange in lesbian
p.ornography for men's sexual pleasure. But God forbid they want to get married.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 2:27pm UTC

My mom is crying because she accidentally hit a turtle while driving
So now we're having a funeral...for the turtle.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 3:24pm UTC

I just told my mom I died at birth and I've been a ghost the entire time, just
growing and manifesting into the daughter she'd lost and she's like, "Well, please go to the light because I am tired of your sh.t."

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gab*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 7:41pm UTC

one day, we're talking;
ALMOST LIKE HOW WE USED TO. THE NEXT DAY? I FEEL LIKE WE'RE COMPLETE STRANGERS.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 11:50am UTC

my body isn't perfect
i don't walk with confidence
i get into fights with my parents and friends.
some nights i'd rather be by myself than out, partying.
i cry over the smallest things sometimes
There are days i get through with forced smiles and fake laughs.
sometimes i try to convince myself that things are
okay , when they aren't.
I'm not ugly, but I'm not beautiful
I don't look as good in real life , as i do in pictures
There are some nights when i cry myself to sleep.
I constantly think i'm not good enough.
I'm imperfect, but i'm perfectly me

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 7:47pm UTC

If you ask me for "pictures" I'm going to say no,
but if you continuously ask me, I'll probably give in..... and send you a picture of a fùcking cat and tell you that's probably the only kind of pùssy you'll ever see if you don't stop asking girls for pictures. Damn.

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bye*
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:55am UTC

pros of dating me:
-you can literally kiss me whenever you want there will never be a time im not down for that
cons of dating me:
-i have no idea how to kiss so it’s probably gonna be really lame for you im sorry

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Imagine reading a book of
all the lies you have told.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:49pm UTC

i wish there were a book that was filled with
the first impressions of every single person i've ever spoken to because i'd really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 8:19pm UTC

4/20? You mean 1/5. Reduce your fractions.
Did you even learn math?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 11:21am UTC

Have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and
woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you're just like, "Where did this come from?"

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the1975*
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Wrap up of this week:
1. Justin Bieber wrote in Anne Frank's journal, "Anne Frank was a great girl, hopefully she would have been a belieber."
2. Two 14 year old kids killed a homeless man as a dare.
3. Bombings going off in Boston during the Boston Marathon.
It's only Monday.

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capsized*
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 2:40am UTC

I can't get out of my bed. My blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust. That's just not a risk I'm willing to take.

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