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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    i don't understand why people need to
    do drugs or party in order to have fun like have you tried mac n cheese

  2. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 6:31am UTC
    i think we like to complicate things when it's quite simple;
    find what it is that makes you happy and who it is that
    makes you happy and you're set. promise.

  3. kat16 kat16
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    Mom: WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?
    Me: MY CRACK DEALER

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    i have bullsh.tted my way through
    almost two decades of my life

  5. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 6:28am UTC
    健全なる魂は、
    健全なる精神と、
    健全なる肉体に宿る
    a s o u n d s o u l
    d w e l l s w i t h i n a s o u n d m i n d
    a n d a s o u n d b o d y

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    home is where you fully understand
    how the shower works


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:51am UTC
    -waiting for my brother to get out the shower-
    -hears him singing-
    me: will you quit singing?
    brother: what?
    me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
    brother: WOMAN
    brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
    brother: MYoBALLS
    brother: AND MY SOUL.

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    love is pathetic these days.
    people say it when they don't even mean it.
    what have we become?

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    i may be ugly and annoying but at least
    i don't have a selfie of me as my phones background

  11. Red_Blood_Road Red_Blood_Road
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 10:41am UTC
    I wonder how disturbing page 69 of 50 shades of grey is! O.o

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    i can't wait for it be winter because it's
    gonna be cold and gloomy outside just like my soul

  13. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today" and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg"

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    i put the "hot" in photo

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:55pm UTC
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  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    remember high school musical?
    yeah. that stuff is legit. get practicing. every day at lunch we go hard. don't be dumb.

  17. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #2 #
    & i 'M THe GiRL
    WHO IS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH. NOT FOR HER FRIENDS,
    NOT FOR HER FAMILY, NOT FOR BOYS, ANYONE.
    I'M THE BOUNCEBACK. I'M ALWAYS THE
    SeCoND CHoiCe.

  18. caseythecool caseythecool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

  19. SmallWeeWeeBigHeart SmallWeeWeeBigHeart
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    I love puppies! :)

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    if you live to be a hundred, you should
    make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people... like you ate a pine cone every single day

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