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-waiting for my brother to get out the shower-
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY
oBALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL.



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-waiting for my brother to get out the shower- -hears him singing-

30 faves · Jul 10, 2013 5:51am

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funny · truestory · ohmylord · actuallyhappened · mybrother

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