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Red_Blood_Road

1. Red_Blood_Road
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2013 12:29pm UTC
   Beauty sleep?
   When I wake up, I surely don't look beautiful, I look like a crack wh0re o.O
   
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2. Red_Blood_Road
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 11:06am UTC
   Mum: You've sat in front of that tv all day. Do something educational... like reading!
   *turns subtitles on*
   
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3. Red_Blood_Road
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 10:41am UTC
   I wonder how disturbing page 69 of 50 shades of grey is! O.o
   
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4. Red_Blood_Road
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 10:19am UTC
   You don't realise how some songs are soo gross until your parents listen to them with you! O.o
   
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5. Red_Blood_Road
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 5:18am UTC
   Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   I wish you were dead,
   because I hate you.
   Daffodils are yellow,
   And daisies are white,
   I can't believe I fell for you,
   I must have been blind.
   Poppies are red,
   And lotus' are green,
   You made me bled,
   As I took the knife from my skin.
   Lilies are beautiful,
   Just like me,
   But you'll always be ugly,
   As can be!
   
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6. Red_Blood_Road
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 4:47am UTC
   How to ruin pickup lines:
   1st pickup line:
   person number 1. Did you just fart coz you just blew me away! ;)
   Person number 2. Sh*t, was it that loud? O.o
   2nd pickup line:
   1st person: Are those space pants, coz ur azz is out of this world!
   2nd person: are you calling me fat? -.-
   3rd pickup line:
   Person 1: are you tired from running through my dreams last night?
   Person 2: yeah, it's really hard getting away from u!
   4th pickup line:
   person 1: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
   Person 2: and if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put F and U together. -.-
   
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7. Red_Blood_Road
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2013 4:30am UTC
   The moment when you spend ages on a quote and by mistake you delete it! >.
   
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8. Red_Blood_Road
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 9:25am UTC
   ON OMEGLE
   stranger: hey
   Me: hey how's u?
   Stranger: good and u?
   Me: I'm fine! What's up?
   Stranger: my dck! How far have you been? ;)
   Me: hmm... no comment and well... not that far, I mean I have been to Spain and all Wbu?
   Stranger: no I mean sexually? And i have been all the way ;)
   Me: I think Spain is pretty sexual, the guys there are completely sexual with their sexual voices*-*
   AND OMG TAKE ME WITH YOU
   Stranger: you want to go all the way with me?
   Me: HELL YEAH *-**-*-**-*-*
   Stranger: where should we start? ;)
   Me: OMG WHERE DO YOU RECOMMEND?
   Stranger: what about the bedroom?
   Me: hmm... I was hoping for a place a little more interesting than that...
   Stranger: believe me it's very interesting in there! ;)
   Me: ... you've been all the way around the world and that's the most interesting place you've been? :o
   Stranger:..... Ermm....
   Stranger has disconnected
   WOAH I really hit it off with the guys! ;)
   
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9. Red_Blood_Road
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 9:01am UTC
   REMEMBER when we were small when all we wanted to do was be able to fly?
   P.S I still do...
   
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10. Red_Blood_Road
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 8:52am UTC
    Being told "anything can happen" is not always a good thing!
    It can mean everything can happen...good or bad...
    
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