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  1. look_i_just look_i_just
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    My socials class:
    My Teacher: *Talking about pangea* So once apon a time we were attached to africa
    Stupid guy: SO WE'RE FROM AFRICA?
    Me: If we're from Africa why are we white
    Teacher: Oh my god daelyn You just can't ask me why we're white
    Class: HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
    True story
    nmf

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    I think on december 21st all the power companies
    should shut off the power...for like 10 mins to make people freak the f/ck out.

  3. Star1998 Star1998
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    Scars
    are tattoos
    With better stories.

  4. TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    If I ever go to hell I already know what's going to happen.
    They will give me a laptop.
    But there won't be any internet.

  5. JuniorMint801 JuniorMint801
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    QUICK QUESTION:
    Can you like this if you have a younger sibling? I'm curious :)

  6. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    ONLY STEVE
    CAN GET 500 FAVES
    ON A QUOTE
    THAT
    SAYS
    test test

  7. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

  8. koolmonkey5701 koolmonkey5701
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    When the teacher says to, "Pair up with a partner for this activity!"
    And you look around the room
    And you're just like,
    "Yup, I am s c r / w e d."

  9. look_i_just look_i_just
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:20am UTC
    Yesterday I was at my school dance, I was over dancing with my friends, When someone came over and wispered in my ear, "Go talk to Erin" then walked away, I never saw who it was and i couldn't tell by their voice, But i looked around and saw Erin crying, I went to talk to her. I sat down next to her, Erins best friend taylor said to her, "If anyone knows what to say and do, it's Daelyn"(Me) Taylor then walked away, We were still in the school gym, and the music was on blast, But erin was sobbing, i couldn't leave her, I asked Erin, as soft as i could so i could still be heard, "What's wrong?" She sobbed even more and looked me in the eyes and said "My mom's cancer is back" I Was shocked! I didn't even know her mom had cancer, I told Her everything would be alright, That we have an amazing health care System, She said softly "I can't do this, my mom had cancer before and had a surgery, to get rid of it,But it's back" That's when i froze, I couldn't think straight those few words just frightened me to death, My dad Is in halifax now having a surgery to get rid of cancer, The thought that the cancer could come back frightned me, I spent about another hour with Erin, But when i left i still felt slightly Terrified I thought about telling, my mom or dad about it but i couldn't Espassily Not my dad, His cancer is not even gone yet, I shouldn't be thinking about it comming back.
    Not yet... Not just yet

  10. *Vampire* *Vampire*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    When a girl wants a kiss: They stare into your eyes biting their lip. They always wrap their arms around you. They play with their hands just waiting for you to make a move.
    When a guy wants a kiss: They hold your hand and always play with it. They stare into your eyes for a long time and they get close to your face.
    When I want a kiss:
    I stare at you from a distance and sob uncontrollably because I am ugly and noone likes me.
    - tumblr -

  11. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Mitt Romney: I like big bird but I'm going to cut PBS to save money.
    SAVE BIG BIRD.
    VOTE FOR OBAMA.

  12. IrishRoast247 IrishRoast247
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    "It's not suicide," she said, "If you're already dying."

  13. smallchick105 smallchick105
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    wanting a boy to
    give you a piggy back ride
    but being afraid you're too heavy.
    Just me? Haha

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    I bet Mitt Romney was that kid
    in class that reminded your teacher that you had homework last night.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Today I took a bath.
    I didn't wash my hair.
    Or wash my body.
    I took a washable marker and pointed out every flaw I saw on myself.
    I wrote down every flaw I saw, and I wrote them all over my body.
    I was covered in marker.
    I washed them off, and they went down the drain.
    They won't hold me back anymore.
    -sixbillionsecrets

  16. Beau* Beau*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Three reasons to be a teacher:
    June
    July
    August

  17. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:38am UTC
    mum yelling at my sister.
    mum: .go to your room
    sister: thats not fair
    mum: do as i say
    sister: you never make steph go to her room
    mum:Steph never leaves her room. If she were in trouble
    I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. .
    me: I CAN HEAR YOU

  18. StarCrossedLover StarCrossedLover
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:21am UTC
    Witty has taught me how to spell curse words different ways

  19. fashiontoday fashiontoday
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:02am UTC
    Only 3 months
    until 2012 ends , and i have accomplished nothing .

  20. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    The riskiest thing I've ever done is not forwarding chain mail.

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