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  1. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    Letters start with
    A-B-C
    Numbers start with
    1-2-3
    Music starts with
    Do-Re-Me
    Love starts with
    You and Me

  2. Squilliam Fancypants* Squilliam Fancypants*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 11:02am UTC
    DAD!!!
    WHAT?!
    I need to buy a new swimsuit... What color should i get?
    Don't get a grey one...
    Why?
    People might mistake you for a beached whale...
    T_T

  3. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    just smile and wave boys
    just smile and wave.

  4. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    A man bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, "I will love you until the last flower dies."

  5. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    If you type in Google
    "Do a barrel roll"
    the whole page will spin.

  6. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I used to sing to my
    gandpa all the time then
    we lost him to death
    and yet i still sing to him
    r

  7. moll :)* moll :)*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 11:33am UTC
    theres so much more to me
    than you know

  8. lolliesandrainbows lolliesandrainbows
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    must get rid of the spoonses
    spoonses bad

  9. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 4:43am UTC
    ANTI PICK UP LINES
    "Can I buy you a drink?"
    "Actually, I'd rather have the money."
    "Will you go out with me this Saturday?"
    "Sorry, I'll have a headache then."
    "I think I could make you really happy."
    "You're leaving?!"
    "Where have you been all my life?"
    "Hiding from you."
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6

  10. mrstomlinson98 mrstomlinson98
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 10:24am UTC
    don't tell me the sky's the limit
    when there are foot prints on the moon

  11. tiredofbeinginvisible7 tiredofbeinginvisible7
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    I love volunteering in the local elementary school because every time I do a different kindergartener will tell me I'm pretty. It may not sound like much but little kids don't lie and that makes it so special: that I know they're telling the truth about their opinion...it will literally make your day:)

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary'
    3 times
    in the mirror
    at 3am
    your mom will show up
    and tell you to shut up and go to bed?

  13. lolgrl3 lolgrl3
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 8:19pm UTC
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  14. iloveyou_smile iloveyou_smile
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Boy:- Are u good in your A to Z?
    Girl:- Yea!
    Boy:- Look at these "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ" Which letter is missing?
    Girl:- Hmmmm.."U"?
    Boy:- Yeah, where did that letter go?
    Girl:- I don't know, where ?
    Boy:- "U" went inside My Heart !
    <3<3<3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    *In Geography*
    One boy actually says what everyone's thinking and actually says to
    the
    teacher "what have you been smoking in your pipe!"
    Teacher: o_o
    Everyone: o_o
    Me: Trying not to laugh really hard and as a result going as red as a
    tomatoe.
    -True Story
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. TimeWillHeal TimeWillHeal
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    I want you, forever and always.
    It'll be just us, no one else.
    I promise.

  18. TimeWillHeal TimeWillHeal
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    Girl, I see in your eyes that you're disappointed.
    Don't be.
    You'll find the one that's right for you.

  19. TimeWillHeal TimeWillHeal
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    One day,
    I'll prove to you
    That I love you.

  20. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    Teacher: Alright students pencils down the exam is now over.
    Me: *finishes writing name on test*
    Teacher: I SAID PUT YOUR PENCILS DOWN NOW THE EXAM IS OVER
    Me: Bïtch it's a pencil not a gun

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