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"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Actually, I'd rather have the money."

"Will you go out with me this Saturday?"
"Sorry, I'll have a headache then."

"I think I could make you really happy."
"You're leaving?!"

"Where have you been all my life?"
"Hiding from you."

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