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KattyBieber
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 8:44pm UTC

Dear Math Teacher, I don't care what f(x) is. Sincerely, f(you)

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tylerr
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 4:02am UTC

me: i think i'm gonna go to sleep now
tv: lol but good shows are on
iPod: sleep? is that a new app?
sleeping position: lol i'm not gonna be comfortable
mind: what's the meaning of life though?
temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold
noises: oh, you said be louder? okay.
body: lol time for itches
person i like: hey

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 1:46am UTC

DTF?
As in, Down To Follow?
TUMB LR QUOTE/ FORMAT BY JIMMY365

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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Before i die,, i want to see..
1) The rabbit get his trix.
2) The evil bee get his honey.
3) The kids keep their lucky charms.
4) Spongebob actually get his lisence.
♥
Format: twilightgirl995

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emilxo
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:49pm UTC

I feel like I'm reading the
same quotes
on witty every day; Just by different users and in different formats .

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gottalivetodie
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 1:54pm UTC

When you get a
permanent marker
your hand writing becomes beautiful

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 1:21am UTC

When writing a facebook status: Proof-read like 10 times.
When writing an essay for school: Proof read exactly 0 times.
NMQ

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skylababe101
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 2:44pm UTC

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:10pm UTC

I have a nose
so do you.
I have eyes
so do you
i have teeth
so do you
i have a body
so do you
i have friends
so do you
i have hair
so do you
Then why do you feel the need to pick on me everyday of my life. we may have diffrent looks, but were all beautiful.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:44pm UTC

I hate it when I'm trying to
kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Telling someone with depression to cheer up,
Is like telling someone with cancer to cure themself.

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peacex3jenn
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 8:34pm UTC

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC

If your life ended tomorrow,
would you be proud of what you
left behind?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 1:21pm UTC

I hate it when you think your period is over,
and you're like "OLAYYYYY! FREEDOMMM!"
but the next day your ovaries are like,
"lol jk "

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Dear boys who are
Smart
Hot
Awesome
And madly in love with me
PLEASE START EXISTING.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Why do people
have accents when they speak but not when they sing?

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showmeyoucare
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 8:29pm UTC

I told witty I was going to kill myself..
Noone cared.
A girl post a quote about it, she got so many faves.
Why?
I don't know.
But heres what I do know.
I just got out of the hospital after ODing and almost dying.
almost 3 months spent in the hospital.
I'm Anorexic, Bulimic, and I'm a cutter.
I've been hiding it from the world.
I may have my ugg boots and northfaces.
You know stuf that makes me a "rich kid"
But I would give ALL that up to be happy.
All my dad cares about is his company.
And all you guys care about is FAVES.
I bet most of you didn't even read this bc I'm not "witty famous"
Witty is a HEARTLESS site. If I was Jayciecutie or "fuckerr" or jimmy365 of "yourr cool" id be getting hundreds of faves/comments telling me NOT to do what I did.
But I won't do that.
I'm not "famous" enough.
You guys don't care, its ridiculous.
3rd times a charm right?
Well 3rd time killing myself this year. hope I actually go through with it.
BYE.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:29pm UTC

I'm not fat.
I'm just so sexy that it overflows.

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x_dervla_x
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Dear Movies about high school,
No one hangs a picture of their crush in their locker.
Sincerely.
I'm not that much of a stalker:) ♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 4:19pm UTC

Yes Mom,
I LIKE TO EAT A 5 COURSE MEAL
WHENEVER I GET HOME FROM SCHOOL.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

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