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x_dervla_x

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Member Since: 21 Mar 2011 08:17am

Last Seen: 1 Dec 2013 02:53pm

user id: 159591

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  1. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 10:23am EDT
    Yolo
    but if you do it right, once is enough.

  2. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:41pm EDT
    format by sandrasaurus
    Lying in the middle of the road pretending to be a speed bump cause "YOLO"

  3. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:50pm EDT
    Singing
    'You raise me up", whilst riding the esculator ♥

  4. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 5:28pm EST
    Guy friends
    They're the best!
    Hilarious, and not awkward, fun to hang out with
    ...until you start to like one of them.

  5. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:19pm EST
    Dear Movies about high school,
    No one hangs a picture of their crush in their locker.
    Sincerely.
    I'm not that much of a stalker:) ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 2:23pm EST
    Yᵒᵘ Oᶰˡʸ Lᶤᵛᵉ Oᶰᶜᵉ ♥

  7. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 7:33pm EST
    We all have scars.
    We all have stories.

  8. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 4:49pm EST
    She Sm i les
    Her wrists tell another story.

  9. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 2:06pm EST
    That heartbreaking moment when you look at the clock tomorrow and see,
    11 : 12
    ..

  10. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 1:37pm EDT
    Your tan,
    Looks great,
    LOL JK,
    Willy Wonka wants you to get back to work.

  11. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 2:42pm EDT
    Lying
    Down texting,smiling and happy,
    then
    BANG
    phone falls on your face
    just me?

  12. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 2:26pm EDT
    Acting out the conversation,
    that u want to have with him , but it never happens. ♥

  13. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 2:31pm EDT
    Fake friends never ask for food.
    Real friends are the reasons you have no food.
    Fake friends never seen you cry.
    Real friends cry with you.
    ... ...
    Fake friends borrow your stuff for a few days then give them back.
    Real friends keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
    Fake friends know a few things about you.
    Real friends could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
    Fake friends would knock on your front door.
    Real friends walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
    Fake friends will help you up when you fall over.
    Real friends will jump on top of you and shout, "Pile on!"
    Fake friends are for a while.
    Real friends are for life.
    Fake friends will read this.
    Real friends will steal this just like I did!

  14. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 10:14am EDT
    Teacher :
    "I'm calling your parents"
    Elementary student:
    "NOOOOOO....I'll be good.
    Middle school student:
    "Psshhh whatever!"
    High school student:
    "Hahaha tell my mom i said hi " :P

  15. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 3:53pm EDT
    Facebook,
    is clearly going through puberty,
    the amount of changes like ;)

  16. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 3:03pm EDT
    She wanted love,
    He wanted fun,
    Boys and mascara, they always run.

  17. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 3:58pm EDT
    It's funny,
    how fast your hear beats
    when he texts you.

  18. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:51am EDT
    Wow,
    things have really changed,
    when I was young I would have wished that there would be no chores or to be on tv with Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire,
    but now,
    I would wish for HIM to love me as much as I loved him,
    all the friend fights to stop,
    less homework,
    these spots on my forehead to go away,
    to have the energy of a 6 year old,
    to always be smiling,
    to be super skinny,
    to be super pretty
    the list could go on forever...
    It kinda.....sucks

    all mine :)
    nmf

  19. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:37am EDT
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    Hanging up your turtle shell,
    after a long hard day of being awkward;)
    nmf
    .Turtle

  20. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 2:21pm EDT
    We're perfectly
    Imperfect
    And I wouldn't change a thing

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