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happiest*
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December 23, 2013 4:04pm UTC

i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the f-ck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what

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_Jannette
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December 23, 2013 10:05am UTC

…Wow okay...
I'm going to try to be as quiet as I can
*TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE*
Jannette's Format

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happiest*
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December 23, 2013 4:07pm UTC

DO YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST F-CKING CRUSH ON SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO OLD OR YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH SPEND WHAT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY HAVING THIS UNEXPLAINABLE FEELING FOR THEM UNTIL IT RIDS YOU OF THE SMALL BIT OF HEART YOU HAVE LEFT UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO HAVE THE SAME SH-TTY FEELING TOWARDS

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 9:17pm UTC

everyone's a bit of a
fixer upper but
WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE,
the only fixer upper fixer who
can fix a fixer upper is true love.

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 3:55pm UTC

do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and
one of the sleeves starts slipping down like it's
attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you f/cking dare”

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Hale_Storm18
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December 1, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Using Romeo & Juliet to express how in love you are is like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 3, 2013 6:51pm UTC

in my 8th grade history class we had to make fake facebooks for historical figures and some kid did joan of arc and for their first status they put “chillin with jesus” and for their final status they put “i set fire to the rain”

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 4:01pm UTC

parents: we don't care about the other kids
me: you sure do when you compare me to them

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 3:17pm UTC

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

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Hale_Storm18
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December 2, 2013 6:24pm UTC

how do people expect me to know what i want to do for the rest of my life when i still have to raise my hand and ask to go to the bathroom?

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* Sabaism *
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December 3, 2013 1:18am UTC

Witty Logic:
Wittian: Witty needs more members!
Friend: Witty *Looks over Wittian's shoulder* What's that?
Wittian: *X's out of window like it's pòrn* It's uh... It's... Nothing. It's nothing.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 7:34pm UTC

If people are going to assume that guys
with long hair are gay & girls with
short hair are lesb/ans ;
I'm gonna just assume
all bald men are eagles.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 2:30pm UTC

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

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happiest*
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December 3, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Omf I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vag.ina”

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC

i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 7:36pm UTC

Guys , Waldo from the Where's Waldo books wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Spotted
Spotted
SPOTTED

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Mom can I borrow $2000 for
Black Friday shopping lol

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Hale_Storm18
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November 28, 2013 10:20pm UTC

I decided to try to find the orgin of my last name and I learned that it's a form of a different Polish last name which is the Polish form of a Russian last name which is a Russian form of a Lithuanian last name and I have never been more confused.

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desperado*
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November 28, 2013 1:25pm UTC

come on skinny love,
» just last the year , pour a little
||||||| salt, you were never here.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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November 29, 2013 12:23am UTC

One time I forgot what a feather was called so I called it a “bird leaf”

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