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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:36am UTC
    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

  2. Forever Hers* Forever Hers*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 5:05am UTC
    My brother told me a joke . I laughed to tears. He told me the same joke again, I laughed but not as hard . he kept repeating the joke and I stopped laughing . he said ' if you can't laugh at the same joke over and over again , why do you keep crying over the same person over and over again ?? '

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 12:29am UTC
    I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
     

  4. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 8:34am UTC
    PLUVIOPHILE
    (n.) A lover of rain, someone
    who finds joy and peace of mind
    during rainy days.

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 4:36pm UTC
    "no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the f/ck up out of my life

  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 1:37am UTC
    things not to show in school
    -weakness
    -emotion
    -a pack of gum

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 6:02pm UTC
    “Is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be?
    Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'?
    Not to me.” ― J.K. Rowling

  8. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 12:35am UTC
    when people say they like the movie better

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 2:59pm UTC
    Fragments From a Junior's Thoughts
    Today, I heard the phrase "it looks good on college applications" 11 times
    Teachers tell me they are preparing me for the "real world" as if the first 18 years are a free trial
    Getting an education turned out to be a competition I never agreed to enter
    I used to think in weekdays and now I think in test dates
    Nothing is heavier than this backpack except maybe my eyelids
    I'm losing sleep, losing weight, losing my mind
    I'm so lost
    Even as I write this poem I know nothing I say matters unless it's typed in Times New Roman 12pt font

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 1:57pm UTC
    The amount of hair I lose in the shower really concerns me

  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    I wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

  12. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    Me when I have a zit:
    Conceal don't feel
    Don't let them know. . .

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:40pm UTC
    Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

  14. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 11:03am UTC
    Shortest horror story: "Dude. Where did the spider go?"

  15. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

  16. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 12:11am UTC
    "Dear future daughter:
    1. When you're at some party, chain smoking on the roof
    with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large
    dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won't
    regret it. Often times you'll fine the strangest of people have
    the most captivating of stories to tell.
    2. Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your
    soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it's way
    through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside
    out.
    3. No one is going to save you, anything you've ever read
    or heard otherwise is bullsh/t.
    4. One day a boy is going to come along who's touch feels
    like fire and who's words tase like vanilla, when he leaves
    you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know
    that it is only temporary.
    5. Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If
    its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your
    hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and
    you're not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that
    carton of Ben and Jerry's and afterwords, go the f/ck to bed.
    So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took
    care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always
    come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells
    you differently."

  17. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 2:09am UTC
    Things I DO NOT want:
    • Another pretty face
    • Just anyone to hold
    • My love to go to waste
    Things I DO want:
    • You
    • Your beautiful soul

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    do you ever have a thought that's so
    fcking inappropriate that you feel like dumping a bucket on yourself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

  19. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 3:44am UTC
    Teacher: Where is your homework?
    Me: I lost it fighting some kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

  20. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2014 10:43pm UTC
    Is it the weekend?
    Yes No
    l l
    l Is it a monday?
    l Yes No
    l l l
    l l Are you trying to impress someone?
    l l No Yes
    l l l l
    l l l Is it the love of your life?
    l l l No Yes
    l l l l l
    l l l l Really?
    l l l l No Yes
    l l l l l l
    l l l l l Then they will love
    l l l l l you for who you are
    l l l l l l
    Wear Sweatpants

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