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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 7:43pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
When you
don't know how to pronounce a character's name in a book, so you just substitute your own jibberish word in your
head.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Dear wh0res,
There's plenty of fish in the sea,
so stay the f/ck away from my fish.

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 2:31pm UTC

Spongebob #5
Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"
Follow me I follow back~

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 11:46am UTC

What Not to WearStacy: Your shirt isn't even buttoned right!
Woman: Sometimes it's just hard to understand.Clinton: You're a chemist!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Me standing up: *looks like a swimsuit model*
Me sitting down: *looks like Buddah*

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Feeling beast when you sing
a fast verse from a song successfully.

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:41pm UTC

"We got you a phone!"
"It doesn't have a key pad.."
"We didn't want to overwhelm you!"
-Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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sunnynicky
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC

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My dentist told me once
that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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Format by twilightgirl995

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

click to see this quote

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OreoLover
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:55pm UTC

On the New Witty,
Under "Your Account" where it says "People You Are Ignoring," Steve wrote,
"When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them."
Laughing so hard at the fact that Steve put in a little something about all the One Direction Quotes;D

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.
♥

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PaWsOmE_tAcO
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:26pm UTC

Who else is trying to figure out the new Witty?

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mayt97
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:26pm UTC

hold your
mouse over
this quote
format by fake_a_smile

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blueeyedblonde
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:29pm UTC

Phone conversation with this guy I like (:
Him: OHMYGOSH. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED.
Me: Whaat?!
Him: I just scored this like amazing basketball shot.
Me: Gooood job! (:
Him: Good job?! You're boyfriend right here is like NBA quality! I'm gonna be famous!
Me: Alright you can be pro motocross & basketball player (:
Him: & you'll be the famous guys famous wife (:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sunset125
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:35pm UTC

Me: Mom can I have a ride to my friends?
Mom: No you can walk
Me: What If I get kidnapped
Mom: Trust me they'd take you back
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: so about that ride..

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Solve this riddle for me.
1. What's the first name of the guy on fresh prince of Bell Air?
2. What is the letter after T?
3. What is the opposite of stop?
4. Three strikes and you're?
5. To find the area of a rectangle use length times?
6. Do re ... fa sol la ti do?
Will
u
go
out
width
mi
Of course I will!
nmq

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SimpliciteLove
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:38pm UTC

MY WRISTS ARE CLEAN,
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE SCARS.
Mine are just on the inside. »♥

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me in the shower:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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