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EmilyxLovesxU
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January 18, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Liam: 19 = Mental age: 30.
Zayn: 20 = Mental age: 16.
Harry: 18 = Mental age: 10.
Niall: 19 = Mental age: 13.
Louis: 21 = Mental age: 5.
Accurate.

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SpecialSomeone
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July 16, 2012 10:49am UTC

R.I.P;
I know many of you wont care. but this is something that kills me.
I'm putting my cat down because I'm almost 1000% sure she has cancer. She can't walk, or meow. it sucks to look at her and know that she is suffering. To look at my cat and think I can't go on without her. She's mine. She has always been. Knowing that she is gone will eat me alive. I just want to know my witty family is there for me. I need you all to be there for me.
this quote was just a vent... also to see if anyone really cared...
rest.in.peace.cuddles. <3
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xNeonCookiiex
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July 1, 2012 7:11am UTC

My boyfriend
Broke up with me after a two year relationship after two years. I was crying hysterically in the school toilets. A very popular girl I had never talked to came up to me, asked me what was wrong and embraced me with a hug. She told me I was beautiful and gave me her number and said I could call her anytime.
This gives me hope.

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xNeonCookiiex
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July 1, 2012 7:04am UTC

A box of tampons
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother, he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."..
-Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

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LandonIsWitty
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July 1, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Lazy American Problems #1
When your hand is too fat to shove into the pringles container so you're forced to tilt it. |:
10+ faves for me to continue (:

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mrsivyweasley
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July 1, 2012 1:08pm UTC

There is no such thing as automatic doors.
Just gentlemen ninjas.
nmf/nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Directioninfectionx3
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June 30, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Before I was born
My mother had my older brother, Chirstopher. They were abandoned by my brothers father. Left. Alone. On the streets. No food, no money. They begged my grandma to let them stay. My step grandfather wouldnt let them. My grandma stood up to him, hes abusive. She said, "you let them stay here. They are my family and I hate to see them suffer." He pushed her. Down the stairs. She broke a hip. She divorced him. My brother and my mother were safe. Thank you Grandma, if it wasnt for you, I might not be here ♥
you may not believe this, but its a true story .
©Format by JustAnotherWittyGuy please leave credit or else I will be forced to hunt you down and pop you like a bubble!

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KrissyMchotness
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June 30, 2012 11:47pm UTC

Yesterday
I was at the mall & accidently dropped my water bottle
Without thinking, I yelled
"My water broke!"
The looks I got = Priceless

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cherrycarey96
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June 30, 2012 11:42pm UTC

Worst Feeling #1:
Running down the stairs when you have no bra on
._________________.
series?

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sophsunflower12
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June 30, 2012 9:12pm UTC

that one friend that
uses her bra like it's a purse

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ImNeverGivingUp
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June 24, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Drake and Josh
Josh: *Hanging from a roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
Walter: Josh?
Josh: SHELDON!?

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AlNicholas
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June 24, 2012 2:08pm UTC

don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it giraffe

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AlNicholas
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June 24, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Why am I still single?
Brain: you're weird.
Body: and you're fat!
Face: plus you're pretty ugly..
Food: I'm here for you.

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Jasminekaybutterfly
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June 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

My boyfriend knows I want to loose weight,
He also knows that I am the laziest person.
So he is now telling me what to do.
Yesterday he made me do 120 sit ups at 3:00 in the morning.
And today he is making me run up and down my driveway.
How is he making me do this?
Because he knows if someone says I can't do something,
Then I will go above and beyond to prove them wrong.
He is the best boyfriend ever <3

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