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sleepy*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 10:11am UTC

valentines day
alentines day
lentines day
entines day
ntines day
tines day
ines day
nes day
es day
s day
day
ay
ayyyy ayyyyyyyy pizza rolls

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 3:15pm UTC

Nobody likes Harry Potter more than ABC Family
It's Halloween? Harry Potter Weekend!
It's Christmas? Harry Potter Weekend!
It's Columbus Day? Harry Potter Weekend!
It's Friday? Harry Potter Weekend!

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 2:08pm UTC

when i was younger i used to think that movies with flashbacks took longer to film because they had to wait for the actors to grow up for their adult scenes

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*blushes*
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 12:46pm UTC

I am
(not)
»crazy«

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 6:29pm UTC

when i was at McDonalds this really cute guy took my order, and he asked me 10 times what size drink i wanted., i finally answered with "i like your face"....
i'm an awesome flirter.

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† *
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 8:50pm UTC

What happened at school today-
Student: Valentine's Day is almost here!
Me: Ughh, there gonna be giving out those flowers and I know I aint getting one.
Guidance Counselor: A lot of people aren't getting one Mel, maybe to make yourself feel happy you should send the flowers to yourself ya know, put ' secret admirer ' to make it interesting and spicy!
Me:
Student:
Guidance Counselor:
other classmates:
Hispanics:
Italians:
Russians:
Germans:
Animals:
Rocks:
Me: I'll do it.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 5:46pm UTC

Teacher: How do you guys remember when Hurricane Irene hit?
Friend: It was the day I turned 16
Friend: It was the day my current boyfriend had the courage to ask me out.
Friend: It was the day I cared for my family when they were all sick.
Friend: It was the day my family and I bonded the most.
Me: I was at Staples because school was supposed to the start the next day
but I was too lazy to go school supply shopping earlier so I did it then but
when I was looking for binders my girlfriend called me and I answered the
phone and she said I was too awkward and broke up with me and I started
crying in the middle of Staples.
Everyone: ...

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 9:55pm UTC

When we were little kids we got mad when someone stole our crayon
Now we get made when some screenshots our snapchat/ selfies

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*blushes*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 10:51am UTC

"How are you?
Broken. Useless. Alone.Cluesless. Confused. Betrayed. Fragile. On the verge of tears. Depressed. Anxious. About to break down. Ready to give up. Pathetic. Annoying. I'm just a burden. Distant. Lonely. Bitter. Heart broken. Lonely. Rejected. Crushed. I feel like I'm going to just fall apart at any moment. Empty. Defeated. Never good enough.
Fine.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 5:43pm UTC

If you ever feel like being a fan will
get you nowhere in your love life
remember that Billie Joe Armstrong from
Green Day met his wife when she came
up to him after one of thier concerts and
asked where she can buy one of his albums

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† *
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 8:40pm UTC

The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes that they forgot to do some chores.

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 12:29pm UTC

format by ethanol~
format by ethanol~
Justin Bieber : *murders someone*
Fans: Stop judging him. He is only 19 he is allowed to make mistakes

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capsized*
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 9:31pm UTC

got 99 problems and flappy bird is all of them plus 50

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 8:32am UTC

Imma be 80 years old and telling people:
"Oh, yeah, I'm Native Wittian."
"My people and I had a great leader, too."
them: *blinks*
"His name was Steve."
"Yeah. Steve was pretty chill."

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 7:23pm UTC

I deserve a medal for making it
through this week without stabbing
someone with a fork.

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_Jannette
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 8:37am UTC

"Oh" actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but I won’t tell you because you wouldn’t care how I feel anyway

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 2:08pm UTC

the most iconic song lyric will always be
tell your boyfriend if he say he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t
f-ckin scared of him

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Steve
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 9:25pm UTC

You'll worry less about what people think about you
when you realize how seldom they do.
— David Foster Wallace

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 29, 2014 1:12pm UTC

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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