Teacher: How do you guys remember when Hurricane Irene hit?
          Friend: It was the day I turned 16
          Friend: ​It was the day my current boyfriend had the courage to ask me out.
          Friend: ​It was the day I cared for my family when they were all sick.
          Friend: ​It was the day my family and I bonded the most.
          Me: I was at Staples because school was supposed to the start the next day
                  but I was too lazy to go school supply shopping earlier so I did it then but
                  when I was looking for binders my girlfriend called me and I answered the
                  phone and she said I was too awkward and broke up with me and I started
                  crying in the middle of Staples.
          Everyone: ...