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I'm an a$$hole. Have a problem? Too fricking bad. You can report me for all I care.

Don't expect me to sugar-coat things for you.
I have different opinions. Deal with it.
I say whatever I think. I don't have a filter. "Filters are for coffee and cigarettes." (Simon from 'City of Bones')

Ugh... I can't swear here. :/ I guess I do have a filter here.

I'm pretty weird a lot of the time. I can be nice, but I wouldn't bet on it if I were you.

I have problems, but so does everyone, so I suck it up.

I'm an atheist. I believe religion makes next to no sense and I refuse to believe in something simply for the purpose of "making myself feel better".
I choose to see the ugly truth of this world, instead of blinding myself with a seemingly beautiful lie.

I'm not stupid. Far from it.
I'm not crazy, I'm insane.
I hate ignorance and stupidity.
Don't talk to me unless you know how to write properly. Is that too much to ask? I guess so, considering the never-ending supply of morons on the internet.

I create my own quotes and poems. If I post one that isn't mine (which most likely isn't going to happen), you will always see the name of the real author underneath it.

I hate the fact that most people here always just repost a bunch quotes from Tumblr or whatever. And then 50 million others do the same thing.

People who favourited my earlier quotes or followed me for them may have noticed they are now missing.
I took them down, since I found many of them too personal to keep them posted on the internet.
  1. SarcasticRandomUnicorn SarcasticRandomUnicorn
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 1:59am UTC
    A person should always be stronger
    Than any weapon they may hold

  2. SarcasticRandomUnicorn SarcasticRandomUnicorn
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2014 10:01am UTC
    Don't believe a word I say
    I'll deceive until I die
    I sow my mouth shut
    And keep all of it inside
    Hiding behind all my lies

  3. SarcasticRandomUnicorn SarcasticRandomUnicorn
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2014 9:57am UTC
    I once told him
    I couldn't imagine life without him
    Yet it has been months
    And I'm still breathing
    Even though sometimes
    I wish I wasn't

  4. SarcasticRandomUnicorn SarcasticRandomUnicorn
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 4:38am UTC
    I have never believed in God
    But you made me believe in heaven

  5. SarcasticRandomUnicorn SarcasticRandomUnicorn
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:55am UTC
    Love isn't something you plan for
    No matter how often or how little you may try to do so
    I learned that the hard way
    I never wanted love
    I honestly thought the whole idea was stupid and overrated
    But God, the way he made me feel
    I was on top of the world
    Yet I was still buried under it
    I had everything
    But nothing at all
    And somehow, I started to think that love may not be such a bad thing afterall
    That I was wrong about it
    I was tricked by the deception that was love
    Trapped in our heavenly ephemeral infinity
    Until one day
    It was gone
    And so was he
    And I realised how blinded I really was
    And I wished that love was something you could plan for
    So that I could have planned for it to never happen to me

  6. SarcasticRandomUnicorn SarcasticRandomUnicorn
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 12:33am UTC
    Oh no!
    How will I ever get over all of my first world problems?
    There are just so many!


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