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I deserve a medal for making it
through this week without stabbing
someone with a fork. 


 
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I deserve a medal for making it through this week without stabbing

88 faves · 13 comments · Jan 29, 2014 7:23pm

Jordan.*

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yeah · yum · medal · forksremindmeoffood · whataboutjustthisdayingeneral · requests

Onism* · 6 years ago
I pretend noodles are people, and I stab them multiple times.
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Jordan.* · 6 years ago
That's a good way of looking at it.
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*exploit* · 6 years ago
Why a fork when you can use a knife?
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Jordan.* · 6 years ago
Because I enjoy forks.
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*exploit* · 6 years ago
Touché.
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SomeoneShouldSayIt · 6 years ago
I constantly joke around with my friends about stabbing them in the eye with a fork.
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Jordan.* · 6 years ago
So do I.
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ChrisMat · 6 years ago
*gives you a medal*
&lol the tags xD
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Jordan.* · 6 years ago
Thank you, thank you.
Gotta' love them tags.
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kayla* · 6 years ago
i always want to hurt all my exs.....
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Jordan.* · 6 years ago
They must deserve it.
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littlemisfit · 6 years ago
This describes me so much its not even funny
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Jordan.* · 6 years ago
Oh dayum.
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