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kara008
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March 6, 2013 7:10pm UTC

I'M SCARED TO GET CLOSE
AND I HATE BEING ALONE

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sammy*
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December 23, 2012 9:40pm UTC

I'm the kind of girl who,
believes in fairytales even if she has never lived one ♥
Phillies99's format

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:06am UTC

Don't judge a book by it's cover.
My math textbooks have had pictures of someone ejoying themselves on it. I did not enjoy myself at all.

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 3:24pm UTC

"Was it a car or a cat I saw?"
Is the same thing spelled backwards

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 5:19pm UTC

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC

i love that our friendship is based off
inappropriate humor, teasing others, and awkward sexual comments.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:17pm UTC

silly girl, love isn't free.
it costs $10 and comes in a pizza box.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 8:27pm UTC

That moment whenever
you pour a bowl of cereal, then realize theres no milk. So you just
sit there, staring, and wondering why bad things happen to good people.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 5:43pm UTC

Patrick: it's weird. my face is leaking.
Spongebob: your face isnt leaking.
you're just sweating from all the
excersize.
Patrick: exercise?!?
Patrick: EW. i did not sign up for this.
ladies and gentlemen, i am the female patrick star.

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GoneCra2y
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC

School dress code is dumb. We can't show our shoulders??? What guy is gonna look at a girl and be like "Dang, that's a FINE shoulder."?

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laaurenn
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 10:36pm UTC

a blind man walks into a bar
and a table
and a chair

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accountdeactivated*
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Money Can't buy Happiness
but it does pay for wifi so its
pretty much the same thing

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berr_lane04
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 5:50pm UTC

You can't spell homework without ew.

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never_forget
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Friend: You're Blocking The View.
Me: Mother F*cker, I Am The View.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Me: MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
Mom: Pick Up your poster and shut up.

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 6:58pm UTC

The Notebook #2
Noah: [while hanging from the Ferris Wheel] Will you go out with me?
Allie: What? No.
Noah: No...?
Allie: No.
Noah: Why not?
Allie: I don't know, because I don't want to.
Noah: OK, then you leave me no other choice. [Let's go with one hand]
Allie: AHHHH!
Noah: I'm gonna ask you one more time, will you or will you not go out with me? I think my hand's slipping.
Allie: OKAY OKAY. Fine I'll go out with you!
Noah: No, don't do me any favors.
Allie: No, no, I want to!
Noah: Say it.
Allie: I wanna go out with you.
Noah: Say it again.
Allie: I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!
Noah: Alright, alright we'll go out!

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