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capsized*
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February 1, 2014 9:31pm UTC

got 99 problems and flappy bird is all of them plus 50

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Jordan.*
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January 23, 2014 4:58pm UTC

Hearts are wild creatures,
that's why our ribs are cages.

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*silvergirl*
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January 23, 2014 2:37pm UTC

When people say "I love you" I always say "I love you more" because life is a competition and I must win.

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:46pm UTC

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:44pm UTC

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:13pm UTC

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:16pm UTC

true fact: people like my hair more than they like me

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happiest*
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January 23, 2014 4:11pm UTC

It is terrifying to think that one day you will trust somebody enough to let them see you naked. You will undress and remind them that you’ve stretch marks and birth marks and scars from having chicken pox when you were little and scars from all of the other things now. You will blush thousands of shades of red, painting yourself as a rose losing its petals. And that person - that person will take it all in. And I wonder if they will reassure you. But mostly, I wonder if they will even see anything worth reassuring you about. I hope they see each freckle on your back as if it’s a star and you are the whole universe to them

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spence*
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January 23, 2014 12:41pm UTC

fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD
WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at
me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone
walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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January 20, 2014 2:44pm UTC

Am I the only one that feels like a loser when this happens?
Me: Hey, what's up?
Friend: Nothing, just at the mall shopping, about to go to a movie. What about you?
Me: At home on Netflix...

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HakunaaMatata
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January 20, 2014 8:00pm UTC

Wake up everyday
stronger than yesterday.
FACE YOUR FEARS,
& wipe your tears.

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dolph*
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January 20, 2014 3:35pm UTC

me: mom..dad...i'm bi
mom:
dad:
me: bilingual haha hasta luego bi'ttches

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ChocoTaco
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January 20, 2014 6:26pm UTC

Mom: Who are you laughing with?
Me: My laptop.

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*silvergirl*
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December 30, 2013 8:18pm UTC

*hopscotches away from your bullshít*

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SabiAhhh
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December 23, 2013 3:35pm UTC

that stage in a friendship when you can start insulting them.

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desperado*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 12:05pm UTC

humans are the only animal
that blushes, laughs, has religion,
wages war, and kisses with lips.
so in a way, the more you kiss with lips,
the more human you are.
and the more you wage war.

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mads*
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December 23, 2013 3:16pm UTC

got a masters degree in being ignored

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December 23, 2013 8:30pm UTC

http://essaytyper.com/
if your parents or someone come in your room, go to that site, and then pretend to type.
Instant essay~
Merry Christmas.

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† *
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 12:39pm UTC

I'm always going to be the one who's always
never chosen.

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desperado*
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December 23, 2013 11:57am UTC

I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else. — jonathan safran foer

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