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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:54pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you say something in a different language and it sounds like you're swearing.

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cockyemzhoppy
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:58pm UTC

i have spots so i get laughed at peope say have you gone through puberty three times i shake my head and say i havent even had a period.
they turn around and never bother me again. her are my ideas
freackly fuc: they are not frecklyes there spots
spotty: oh well done you guessed my dogs name
dotty: that not my name
lets play dot to dot on your face: last time i looked i wasnt a book and you werant a four year old
MY ADVICE TOT HE PEOPLE WHO GET BULLIED THERE IS ALLWAYS A WAY TO ANSWER BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dave franco*
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Studying
student-dying

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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...*
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 7:43pm UTC

Guy who likes me: I know you think about me in your sleep.
Me: only because I'm having a nightmare.

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the_An0nym0usXD
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 8:39pm UTC

When you eat food
that's too hot and you
start breathing like a
retarded dragon...
nmq|src: tumblr.com |format by the_An0nym0usXD

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my_secrets94
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:49pm UTC

ryan: if i was resident id schedule like 10 rounds of golf everyday for congress sense they arent productive anyway
figgy: well atleast the csi does stuff
nate: well yeah whos gonna fight off the kgb
me: the kgb hasnt been in america on killing missions sense the cold war...
ryan: thats because the csi is productive
figgy: yeah i mean how do you know the kgb hasnt killed a government offical while he was on his way to get a late night doughnut cuz hes a late night kinda doughnut guy?
ryan: yeah its go kinda like this - well im a government offical guy and im on my way to tim hortons to get a late night doughnut cuz im a late night kinda doughnut guy when all of the sudden a kgb guy runs at me and stabbes me with his shoe knife. and im like mr.kgb guy thats not cool, i was just on my way to get a late night doughnut cuz im a late night kinda doughnut guy and now that you stabbed me with you shoe knife i cant go get my late night doughnut cuz im a late night kinda doughnut guy cuz now im gonna bleed to death.

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC

That moment when the history teacher's
talking about slavery and everyone slowly turns to the black kid in the class...

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Halliwellhottie7
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 3:33pm UTC

Pretty little liars quote #10
Spencer: I spy with my little eye something that begins with F.
Hanna: Hey Mr. Fitz!
Spencer: Looking good Mr. Fitz! Now, there are teachers you don't wanna see on a bike, and teachers that you do wanna see on a bike.
Hanna: I would not wanna see Mr. Glory on a bike.

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x3Taytay
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Him: Hiiiiiyaa! *kicks door open like a ninja, runs ahead of everyone else and around the corner of the building*
Me: *dying of laughter*

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ladyamalmiss
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 4:09pm UTC

Watching a horror movie
Dad:He Killed The Old Man
Me:He Deserve It . . .
Mom:God He Killed That Woman
Me:She Deserve It Anyway . . .
Sister:OMG He Killed That Kid!
Me:He Deserve It . . .
5 Second's Later. . .
Me: Oh No He Killed The Hot Guy *Start Crying*
Dad,Mom,Sis:He Deserve It So Badly!
Me:*Sniff* *Sniff* You Guys Don't have hearts *Runs To Her Room*
. . . . . . .
TRUE Story By Ladyamalmiss

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 4:23pm UTC

"He's hot..."
"DIBS"

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never_forget
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 4:23pm UTC

**Food Comes At Resteraunt**
*Dad Takes Bite Of Food*
Dad: Dammit! That's So F*cking Hot!
Me:
Mom:
Sister:
Sister:
Me: Careful...It May Be Hot.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Video Calling On Skype:
5% looking at the other person.
95% looking at myself.

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musiclyricslove
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 3:16pm UTC

*Cleared Plate*
Waiter: Have you finished?
Me: No, im just about to eat my plate.

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Unbr0ken
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Josh: I hope you go bald!Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!Josh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!Drake and Josh♥.

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shaunee42
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC

The Ironic Momments
When you just said you dont like drama. And 10 min later your getting ready to go ham on a girl that was talkin bout you

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Walshy
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Do you have a boyfriend?
Pshh yeah..
What's his name?
Waldo.
Where is he?
I'm still looking.

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 5:10pm UTC

im the type of girl...
who watches tons
of horror movies and
never gets scared.
But screams at the
top of my lungs when
the waffle pops
out of the
toaster. :P

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 5:22pm UTC

going into school and someone
saying, "bro, ready for the test?!" and thinking
wtf, what test..
rough life of a teen.

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