JtatXD23

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JtatXD23

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Member Since: 20 Dec 2011 09:53pm

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Today is the oldest you've ever been,
And the youngest you'll ever be again.

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JtatXD23
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March 13, 2012 7:57pm UTC

I hate how ive been in love with one diretion for like 8 months and everyone in my school just started obssessing over them like a week ago...half of them didnt even know they were british and irish and they only know half the words to what makes you beautiful...i know all the words to all of their songs so stfu-__-

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Admit it, we've all recorded ourselves singing to see if we could actually sing.

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JtatXD23
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March 13, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Downloading 97%....98%....99%....*downloading failed* KILL ME NOW

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JtatXD23
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March 13, 2012 7:49pm UTC

There's a seria killer in or house! Normal people: "CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUTTA HERE!" -In movies"Lets go find him" -.-

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JtatXD23
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March 13, 2012 7:45pm UTC

"Dude she just called you DEAF!" "What?" "She called you deaf!!" "Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH!!"

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JtatXD23
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March 13, 2012 7:43pm UTC

*username already taken* "WHO STOLE MY IDEA!!!"

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JtatXD23
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March 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Those cheap pencils with erasers that screw up the paper more thatn the
mistake you want to erase.

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Lets take a picture! *takes picture*
Friend 1: I love it !!
Friend 2: delete it now.

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 7:35pm UTC

There's always some truth behind"just kidding"; knowledge behind "I don't know"; emotion behind " I dont care"; & pain behind "I'm okay."

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Quick, everyone act natural! *everyone does the most unnatural pose ever*

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 7:30pm UTC

That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound...

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 7:27pm UTC

Broccoli: I look like a tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella
Banana: Dude?1 Change the topic. e_e

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:23pm UTC

your a great
friend but
if zombies
chase us i'm
tripping you.

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:20pm UTC

POSITIVE THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
When you feel that nobody loves you,
Nobody cares for you,
Everyone is ignoring you,
and people are jealous of you
you should really ask yourself...
Am I TOO sexy?

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:16pm UTC

*LOVE*
a wildy misunderstood although
highly desirable function of
the heart which weakens the brain,
causes your eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise and
the lips to pucker.

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Friendship is like
peeing on yourself,
everyone can see it,
but only you
get the warm felling
that it brings

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:06pm UTC

I dont have a drinking problem...
Im just really thirsty :P

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:02pm UTC

WE LIVE IN AN AGE
WHEN PIZZA GETS TO
YOUR HOUSE BEFORE
THE POLICE

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JtatXD23
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 2:41pm UTC

I love how its p.s. i love you day
and in bio today we stabbed each
other with toothpicks 20 times... yeah feelin the love

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