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Peace1231
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Having a crush is like having that little piece of
rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking
and shake it out and you're pretty sure it’s gone
but then a half hour later you feel it
under your toe and you're like
oh no.
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC

why are all social sites blue?
because it’s the color of the sky and we never go out to see it.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Going from "Today is a good day" to "I hate my life"
takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

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sammy*
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Pick your head up, Princesss.
you r crown is falling.

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Aisnotonfire
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 5:36pm UTC

My Mom: Aren’t You Going With Us To The Party?
Me: I Don’t Feel Like It.
My Mom: But They Hired People To Make Food!
Me: GET MY JACKET, NOW.

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basketballchickkforeveer1
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 9:53pm UTC

I hate it when a boy will lead you on for so long , and then all of a sudden , the calls , the texts , the things he does to make me smile , is gone . And it sucks . Because once again , I fell for a boy that wouldn't catch me . That would flirt so much to the point I was dying to be with him . And this is why I'm about to completely give up on love .

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MooseGiraffeLlamaOtterStripes
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 10:32am UTC

Nowadays kids dont go to High School.
They go to school high.

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funnybunny4
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 8:54pm UTC

If people could read minds
..Well, I'd be screwed

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 8:22pm UTC

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glitter162*
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 11:32pm UTC

If You're Going to Black Friday:
1. Arm yourself with pepper spray. Lot's of it.
2. Watch for security guards.
3. A black belt in karate might help you.
4. If you see another person that wants an item that you want, run as fast as you can to the item and scream, " IT'S MINE! BACK OFF, YOU HOBO'S! "
5. Be stealthy. Be smart.
May the odds be ever in your favor.

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alpal
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 1:40pm UTC

I betcha didn't know #4
Taylor Swift is my cousin.

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WhoThatGirl
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 10:54am UTC

One Direction is like the sun
They're hot
and
124267389987548903454649 miles away from me

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xxSlowlyLoosinHopexx
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 9:25pm UTC

GOBBLE GOBBLE
MOTHERF*CKER!
I've gotten three "Happy Thanksgiving!" texts. One "Happy Turkey Day!" text... And then there's you.

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Becca315
posted a quote
November 22, 2012 6:47pm UTC

My sister was in Wal-Mart, and this guy came up to her randomly,
This is how their conversation went...
Him: *Walks up to her, straight faced*
Him: Mam, do you know how to make Holy Water?
Her: Uhm, no?
Him: You boil the living h3ll out of it.
Him: *Walks away like nothing happened*
Her: Am I on T.V. or something?

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 7:37pm UTC

Lol So True: #239
Kids: You spend the first 2 years teaching them how to talk and walk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to shut up and sit down.
lolsotrue.com

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