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Member Since: 19 Nov 2011 12:23pm

Last Seen: 15 Nov 2013 06:35pm

user id: 240323

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Hey Creeper,
My name is
Alli.
I play soccer and with boys ;)
I’m
single…wanna change that?
I like tacos and
penises
I don’t lke fake friends or McDonalds.
I’m a
junior
I’m 16
My birthday is on Christmas
(That’s
December 25th for all you Jewish people)
I have a wealthy mom and dad.
 I like
God
I go to an All-Girl school
I have an older bruhder and older sidder
I like it
rough ;)
Talk to me I love you
Bye
<3




 

 


  1. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    For every fave I'll put up a new pic of myself

  2. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    He appologized for hitting me.

  3. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    The people who put pervey things on here:
    It's called wittyprofiles
    not tittyprofiles.

  4. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    S i n g i n g R a d i o h e a d a t t h e t o p o f o u r l u n g s
    w i t h t h e b o o m b o x b l a r i n g w h i l e w e 'r e f a l l i n g i n
    l o v e.
    G o t a b o t t l e o f w h a t e v e r b u t i t ' s g e t t i n g u s
    d r u n k
    SINGING HERES TO NEVER GROWING UP

  5. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    1 shot
    everything rides on 2 night
    even if I've got 3 strikes
    Imma go 4 it
    This moment
    We own it

  6. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    Someone talk to me please

  7. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    I need a little bit of advice!!
    This player who I crushed on from a distance finally hit on me. He has my number and my friends have his. This all happened last night. We talked about partying and stuff....Do you think he'll text me soon or should I wait till he like invites me to go to a party or soemthing. Do I text him? PLEASE HELP

  8. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    When girls "party" when
    they are 15 or under...
    how bout no.

  9. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Oh you drink?
    you must be SO popular
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  10. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Are you the ACT cause I would do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break for snacks?

  11. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    If someone cheated on you, would you EVER take them back?

  12. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    Yes, I'm a cheater.
    Yes, I'm sorry.

  13. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    Don't get mad at me.
    Learn to control yourself.

  14. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    Don't do this to me okay.

  15. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    I'm not a homophobic. I just don't support gay marriage.
    Don't insult my religion

  16. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    If you're a boy.
    FAVE THIS

  17. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    I would go hard core lesbian for Cara Delevingne.

  18. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    If you believe in Haylor I feel bad for you son.
    Taylor had 99 boyfriends but
    Harry Styles ain't one.
    -Grimmy <3 (:

  19. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    When The Boys Come to America...
    Louis came home with a lion and Harry came home with a cougar.
    Directioner Problems

  20. alpal alpal
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Haylor is legit.
    Someone's ought to give the Mayans credit. They were only off by 19 days.

:)

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