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Aisnotonfire

Status: Stalking Ed Sheeran

Member Since: 17 Nov 2012 10:57pm

Last Seen: 8 Feb 2013 12:31am

Location: Bon Temps

Gender: F

user id: 339026

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alondra

STATUS:Status here!

Hi there! I'm Alondra.
II'm an awkward spaz from
California, and I love the
show True Blood, favorite character is Jason and Steve Newlin. I also love the Youtubers Danisnotonfire, Smosh, AmazingPhil, and TylerOakley. I love, love, love Ed Sheeran, he's amazing <3 I also love Marina and The Diamonds and Lana Del Rey. Well bye bye Awkward Potatos!
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Aisnotonfire
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February 8, 2013 12:31am UTC

Sheerio ✚

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 11:16pm UTC

That Feeling That You Get When You Walk By A Person, And Remember Everything You Had.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 11:09pm UTC

Ways to die:
Steal my food.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 11:04pm UTC

*My guy friend, asking for dating advice from my best friend*
Her: And whatever you do, never criticize her favorite singer or band.
Him: Why not?
Her: Unless your want your head bashed into a coffee table, I don't think it's a good idea.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 11:01pm UTC

Me: I'm a wizard!
Person: Prove it!
Me: Sorry, no magic outside of Hogwarts.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Might as well call you Bridge To Terabithia Because You Make Children Cry!

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 6:03pm UTC

Peeta's Wound In The Movie: *A Cut, Kind Of Gross Looking*
Peeta's Wound In The Book: OH MY GOD, DEAR GOD, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS IN THE HUMAN BODY, GOD, HAYMITCH SEND SOMETHING QUI- DEAR GOD!

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 5:55pm UTC

ICarly Should Of Ended By Her Waking Up From A Coma And Drake And Josh Calling Her Megan.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 5:51pm UTC

Run Like One Direction Is Waiting For You At The Finish Line.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 4:48pm UTC

PPerson: How many times does someone have to quote Mean Girls for it to get old?
Me: The limit does not exsist.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 4:42pm UTC

One day your prince will come. Mine just got lost and was too
stubborn to ask for directions.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 3:55pm UTC

Here's to the kids who memorize lyric words
faster than their vocabulary words.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 27, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Taylor Swift: We shouldn't fall in love, because everything that falls gets broken.
Nokia Phone: NO

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Aisnotonfire
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January 14, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Thanks For Being My Unbiological Sisiter <3

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Aisnotonfire
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January 14, 2013 12:36am UTC

There's no sense in going out of your way just to get someone to like you.
-Ash Ketchum

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 10:39pm UTC

Shrek 1: Came Out 11 Years Ago
Monster Inc: Came Out 11 Years Ago
Dylan And Cole Sprouse: 20 Years Old
Miley Cyrus: Engaged
Hillary Duff: Mom
That's So Raven: Been Off TV For 6 Years
Lizzie McGuire; Ended 9 Years Ago
Powerpuff Girl: Came Out 14 Years Ago
Kim Possible: Last Episode Was 7 Years Ago
Me: Where Have I Been. . . .

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 10:35pm UTC

That Moment When You Relize That Carly Rae Jepsen Is Older Than Adele.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 10:13pm UTC

There Is No Cool Way To Chase A Bouncing Ping Pong Ball.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 10:08pm UTC

That Awward Moment When You Touch Someone's Butt By Accident.

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Aisnotonfire
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January 13, 2013 10:05pm UTC

Drake And Josh:
"This Is Our Living Room, A Room In Which We Live!"

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