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  1. SaoirseRegan SaoirseRegan
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:07pm UTC
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  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    funny when you're dead
    how >>
    people start
    listening

  3. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    When you see my face,
    I h o p e i t g i v e s y o u h e l l .

  4. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    "The difference between doing something
    And not doing something is doing something."
    -Harry Styles

  5. wallenbee wallenbee
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:45am UTC
    I turned 18 today.
    I still believe Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth.
    I still climb trees.
    I still cry when I watch Bambi.
    I still dress up in my mom’s jewelry and heels.
    I still go down the Barbie aisle at Target.
    I still have coloring books and crayons stashed in my drawers.
    I still kiss my mom goodnight.
    I still make faces in the mirror.
    I still make wishes
    I still paint my nails crazy colors.
    I still pick my mom flowers from the neighbor’s garden.
    I still plan on going to Neverland.
    I still play on the monkey bars and slide down the slides.
    I still play with chalk.
    I still shoot nerf guns.
    I still have duels with my sister.
    I still do the noodle dance.
    I still play with the toys in the doctor’s office.
    I still plop myself down in front of the TV and watch Disney movies.
    I still pretend I’m a mermaid while swimming.
    I still read Dr. Suess and Winnie the Pooh.
    I still sleep with my stuffed animals.
    I still slide down the banister.
    I still tell knock knock jokes.
    I still think the owl delivering my Hogwarts letter got lost.
    I still trace my hand and make turkeys.
    I still wave to planes as they fly over me.
    I still write letters to Santa.
    I’m still a hide-and--seek champion.
    Yes, I turned 18 today,
    but my childhood isn’t over.

  6. animallovers46 animallovers46
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Me? Behave? Seriously!
    As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe & had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance & Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine!

  7. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    cousin: so, there's this kid at my school, right?
    me: left.
    cousin: what

  8. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Relationships last longer
    when no one is involved.

  9. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Me: Mom, why is my cousin called Rose?
    Mom: Because your aunt likes flowers
    Me: And what do you like?
    Mom: Dicky, stop asking questions.
    nmq

  10. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you remember something but you dont know if it was real life or just a dream...
    CookieDoughFormats

  11. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    There is no worse feeling than the millisecond you are sure that
    you're about to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

  12. kelseyylovesyou kelseyylovesyou
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC
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  13. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    I'm the girl who tells people not to commit suicide,
    BUT WANTS TO DO IT HERSELF TOO.

    not mine

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    girl: omg it's so awkward when guys like me but i don't like them back!
    me: .......yup, that happens to me aLL THE TIME OBVIOUSLY

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    me: school is going to be great
    me: i am going to conquer my fear
    me: i am going to make lots of friends
    and do really brave stuff
    and everyone will love me
    and--
    me: *walks into school
    me: *sees people*
    me: abort mission abort mission

  16. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    "Are you okay?"
    "Yeah, i'm just Tired..."
    (T)orn Apart
    (I)nsecure
    (R)eally faking my smile,
    (E)xtrememly sad,
    (D)rowning in my tears
    Don't worry i'm just tired...

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    cat: omg i'm never having kittens
    cat: i'm going to die alone with 69 humans

  18. DarylJr114 DarylJr114
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC
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  19. FullofWit FullofWit
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    *first day of highschool*
    me: this is gonna be a good year
    me: *takes two steps, falls*
    friend: well your off to a good start.
    ^^TRUE STORY.

  20. quiffjumping quiffjumping
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    what if
    for every minute you were on the internet, you burned 10 calories.
    i'd be a supermodel.

:)

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