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  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Welllll I got some pretty shocking news today.
    I was at the mall with my family and I got bored so I said I was going on a walk through the city.
    My parents told me to be back in an hour so I said I would be.
    As I was walking down the street, this lady looked stunned and came up to me. She probably looked twice my age or something like that.
    I asked if she needed help.
    She was speechless and just went into her purse with a face like she just saw a ghost.
    She took her wallet out and pulled out a picture.
    She put it up to my face and said "This is my husband when he was 18 years old.
    I moved the picture so that I could see it and I realized that it looked like a 90's version of me.
    I didn't really know what to say and just looked at her really confused.
    "Junior?" she asked me.
    "What?" I had no idea what she was talking about.
    "Junior? Charles Junior??"
    That part freaked me out. How did she know my name was Charlie? Well I don't know where the junior part came from but Charles?
    "I'm so sorry," she said. Suddenly she just started crying into my chest.
    After a few minutes, my phone rang and it was my mom. So I answered and she asked me to come back to the mall and I said "Okay, Mom,"
    Before I hung up the woman took my phone and said "Erin? It's me. It's Catherine! I never thought I would find you guys again." and she started to cry but laugh at the same time.
    My mom came and picked me and the woman, Catherine, up from the nearby gas station and took us home.
    Now my mom and dad took Catherine to a restaraunt and told me to stay home with my siblings.
    What just happened?

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Me: *does homework*
    Teacher: Eh just keep it for studying.
    Me: *doesn't do homework*
    Teacher: Okay, kids. This homework will count as 80% of your grade.

  3. Niwayu Niwayu
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 6:31am UTC
    Whenever the teacher writes something in math on the blackboard and I look at it, I just think: "What the f*ck is going on?!"

  4. whoaitskatrina whoaitskatrina
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 6:26am UTC
    BAAAASSSSIIIIIIICCs
    1. Name: katrina
    2. Age: 17
    3. Height: 5'3
    4. Date of Birth: june 7th 1996
    5. Eye Color: bright blue ;u;
    6. Religion: rastafarian
    7. Sexuality: i like boys
    Looks
    8. Hair Color: black with redish tips
    9. Eye Color: ^^^^
    10. Weight: 135lbs
    11. Skin Tone: ghostly
    12. Piercings/Tattoos: ten ear piercings, my nose, my bellybutton, and tons of tattoos soon enough lol
    13. Jewelry: I wear my friendship bracelets, a necklace from my girly, and ten earrings and my bellybutton ring thats a heart dreamcatcher ;u;
    14. Build: short and thicker
    Personality
    15. Funny or Serious?: funnny but serious when i have to be
    16. Hard working or lazy?: lazyyyyy
    17. Flirty or reserved?: depends, more flirty
    18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality?: I just make a lot of jokes
    19. Are you more caring or sympathetic?: sympathetic
    20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency?: artistic and sciency
    Have You Ever
    21. Slapped someone in the face?: yeah
    22. Lost touch with a good friend?: yeah :c
    23. Kissed someone for a dare?: yeah lol
    24. Drank alcohol?: yes...... yes.
    25. Broke a bone?: nope
    27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself?: nope
    28. Stepped on a bug?: ya :c
    29. Rode a horse?: yes ;u;
    30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member?: awee yeahhhh
    How Many
    31. TVs are in your house?: four
    32. Scars have you?: toooo mf manyyyyy
    33. Chairs are in the room you are in now?: two
    34. Best friends do you have?: four, and yeah you can have four mf bffs ok
    35. PCs or laptops are in your house?: threee
    36. Summer or Winter?: summmmmmma timeeee
    37. Strawberry or Banana?: strawberry
    38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift?: kms
    39. Eminem or Kanye West?: eminem
    40. Vegetables or Fruits?: fruits mmm
    41. Books or Movies?: movies
    42. Hugs or Kisses?: kisses ;u;
    43. Rock or Pop?: rockkkkkkkk
    Name The Last Person That...
    44. Hugged you?: my aunt lynn
    45. Kissed you?: aaron :'c
    46. Thanked you?: mommy xo
    47. Flirted with you?: phil ;u;
    48. Insulted you?: brother
    49. Made you laugh?: me
    50. Made you cry?: aaron :'c
    Lasts
    51. Ate?: sourpatch kids watermelon
    52. Drank?: coffeeeeee
    53. Talked to?: mommy
    54. Word Spoke?: "Are you going?"
    55. Time cried?: probably like yesterday but idr
    56. Time laughed?:like 3 minutes ago
    Firsts
    57. Best friend?: cheyenne
    58. Crush?: joey bahahhaha
    59. Boyfriend?: michael wells omgggg
    60. Dog?: coco, that btch
    61. Kiss?: tyler oh gawd
    62. Took steps?: 10 months or something idk
    Random
    63. Do you own any brand shirts?: yeah
    64. What languages do you know?: english and a little spanish
    65. Do you like to sing?: at all times
    66. Are you competitive?: very
    67. What are you afraid of?: geese and the dark and giraffes
    68. Who do you miss?: my daddy :'c
    69. Are you a virgin?: nopee
    70. Do you like photography?: some of it
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  5. citylightsonthewater citylightsonthewater
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 6:15am UTC
    Please read this! it was the most perfect night I've ever had and I wanted to share it with you all
    So I was on school camp a couple of weeks ago, and it was the second night there. And we decided to have a camp fire, and we roasted marshmallows, and then we ended up all laying on eachothers stomachs and legs in this big heap and we made so so many inside jokes and it was perfect. and then it got really cold and my friend was like 'ohmygod Meagan, you're shivering so much!' so then the guy i like sat up and gave me his jumper, and he wouldn't take it back even though he was freezing. it was so amazing and I have never had such a perfect night in my life. ever.

  6. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 8:26am UTC
    I don't forgive people easily.
    I've been taught all my life that no one really deserves your forgiveness, no matter who they are. However, while I don't forgive people too easily, I can at least act civil towards them. Why? Because you don't have to like someone to be polite to them,
    and that's something we all need to learn.

  7. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    It's sad that my best friend only exists in my head.


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  9. _crannberry_ _crannberry_
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Someday, your prince charming will come.
    Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

  10. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 6:54am UTC
    when you think evrythings going really bad then you get the news that changes your life forever!

  11. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:56am UTC
    Forget having a boyfriend, just get a cat, then you can be a
    single cat lady who walks her cats every Sunday :)

  12. peace10741 peace10741
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:50am UTC
    When my friend isn't present in school;
    5% Oh I hope shes okay
    95% How dare you leave me alone!

  13. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:08am UTC
    This may sound stupid but
    when a girl is wearing a bikini
    what's a difference when they're wearing
    a bra?
    They're like "DON'T LOOK!"

  14. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 3:04am UTC
    Ahhh, yes its that time again.
    gotta change the profile pic.
    *spends hours looking through every single picture of me i can find until i find one that is both flattering but doesnt look like I got all dressed up and sh*t just to take my soon-to-be profile picture*

  15. DepressedGirl143 DepressedGirl143
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 2:46am UTC
    Just because she isn't your definition of BEAUTIFUL doesn't give you the right to call her UGLY.💖

  16. Antigoddess* Antigoddess*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 12:51am UTC
    Today at dinner my brother was joking about anorexia,self-harm,depression and lots of other things.
    It took ALL my strength not to throw something at him.
    Little does he know, his big sister suffers from all of these things.
    He doesn't know that his big sister is contemplating suicide because of the stupid things he says.
    He doesn't know that his words actually hurt.

  17. joshlikesu joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 8:04am UTC
    They texted me "Plz" becasue its shorter than "Please"
    I answered "No" becasue its shorter than "Yes"


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  19. joshlikesu joshlikesu
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 4:52am UTC
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