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ILikePotatoes

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Member Since: 2 Aug 2012 12:38pm

Last Seen: 24 Apr 2017 10:45am

user id: 322244

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  1. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    Me;Urghhh,lets play a game!
    Friend:Whats it called
    Me:(Looks around room)Urghh, Alpha.....Cure Mum!
    Mw:Say that to all your freinds and you get a prize!
    -Smosh

  2. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 1:43pm UTC
    New years resolution:
    StAy AwEsOmE !
    AnD StAy A SiNgLe PrInGlE

  3. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 9:05am UTC
    What if the new Miley wasn't her
    but her cousin
    LUAN
    :)

  4. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 11:57am UTC
    My Graduation Speech
    "F/ck you,f/ck you,Youre cool,f/ck you."

  5. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 11:50am UTC
    Forget the haters only
    GOD can judge us
    -Miley Cyrus

  6. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    teacher

  7. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    My friend:"I just hate grammer nazis!"
    Me:"Um.....actually grammar is spelt with an A!"
    My friend:"WTF B**CH!"

  8. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    TeeHee
    -Ryan Higa

  9. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    Boy who I hate touches me:"Oh sorry!"
    Me:"WTF B*****D! You just assaulted me!

  10. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    Scooby-doo
    Taught me that the real monsters are humans
    if thats not deep the I dont know what is
    :)

  11. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian
    Bound 2 :(
    WTF WAS THAT :O

  12. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    Im the only person who cant
    twerk
    :l

  13. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Macklemore
    The only celebrity who still has swag while going into concert on
    a scooter :)

  14. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:36am UTC
    Finally Masashi Kishimoto
    You told us who Madara Uchiha was!
    Even though I knew it was Obito

  15. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:34am UTC
    When your in bed with your phone
    and drop it on your face.

  16. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:26am UTC
    Your name is so unique that even Microsot Word couldnt spell it
    :D

  17. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    That time when you get into the comfortable zone
    in bed. But then BA BAM! You gotta pee :(

  18. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 6:34am UTC
    THE MOST WORST THING
    YOU CAN DO TO ME
    IS CAPS LOCK ME TO DEATH -.-

  19. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 8:18am UTC
    The opposite of short
    is "Slender Man".

  20. ILikePotatoes ILikePotatoes
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 6:46am UTC
    When I was a kid I thought the
    moon followed us
    EVERYWHERE

:)

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