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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 9:42pm UTC

"Who's that?"
"What are they doing?"
"What's happening?";
"Shut up and watch the movie".

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little_miss_sunshine_15
posted a quote
September 1, 2010 2:35pm UTC

Remember When We Were Little
we would say
"Do you like him, or do you
'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

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spencer21
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 9:10pm UTC

TODAY I SAW A GIRL,
With crazy-colored hair walking down the street.
[♥] with a shirt that said, "Don't Judge."
my friend tapped my shoulder, pointed at her, then started laughing.
Then she turned around,
the back of her shirt said,
"I'm just having fun with my hair before chemo."
She Gives Me Hope.
nmf &givesmehope.com :)
LAYOUTCREDI

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 9:31am UTC

favorite this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago.__________x
♥♥♥

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Billyboy
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 8:41am UTC

-finished first page of test-
*flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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Pistachiox3
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 12:28am UTC

I fake the dates on my papers ,
so it doesn't look like i did it last minute.
♥

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bridgiexbabes
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC

so, today during lunch, this girl found out
her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
she brought all his clothes
& things that he left at her house
& as soon as he sat down at his table,
she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
she took his milk,
& he thought nothing of it.
then she poured it on his head
& threw all his stuff at him.
& THAT is how a real breakup is done.
everyone was clapping for her

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 4:20pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
On a scale of 1 to Spongebob
how ready are you? ?`d
♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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hopelesslyinlove6
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 5:41pm UTC

"You are what you eat.."
Y
That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
nmf/nmq

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kayleer5
posted a quote
October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC

today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
"maybe your face is just funny."
i officially love his mom

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
April 3, 2011 5:06pm UTC

DearBoys,
If a girl gets shoved into you, she likes you.

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Shining_Star56
posted a quote
November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC

Disney should make a hairless princess;
[♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Year 2392
Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

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SammieGrace
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 11:52am UTC

5 years ago I realized my
boyfriend was cheating on me
I was heartbroken. So I went over to my best guy- friend's house and cried. He kissed me and called him an idiot for leaving me.
Today i am putting on a white gown
to marry my bestfriend.
nmf-nmq

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