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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 10:29am UTC

Friendly reminder that
--Not all Christians are homophobic
--Not everyone agrees with you
--Not all white people are r.acist
--R.ape jokes aren't funny
--Suicide jokes aren't funny
--Self harm jokes aren't funny
--Eating disorder jokes aren't funny
--Not all men are trying to oppress women
--Not all feminists are actually fair

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:08am UTC

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop
called "Monsters Ink."

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:53pm UTC

"You don't have to be a millionaire," says the celebrity with a mansion and 12 cars.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:14pm UTC

5 kinds of fear:
- panic
- terror
- 15 missed calls from mom
- "wrong password"
- "we need to talk"

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 4:41pm UTC

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say,
"Hey look... That one is shaped like an idiot."

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 9:00pm UTC

You don’t need to bash skinny people to say that bigger people are beautiful.
You don’t need to bash men to promote women’s rights.
You don’t need to bash white people to promote racial equality.
You don’t need to bash a certain genre of music to promote another.
You don’t need to bash straight people to promote gay rights.
You don’t need to bash anyone to advocate your opinion.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 6:50pm UTC

I wear band merch in public
as a form of mating call

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Me: *sneezes*
Everyone:
Someone else: *sneezes*
Teacher: Bless you
Students: Bless you
Principal: Bless you
Class Hamster: Bless you
Jesus: Bless you
God: Bless you
Tupac: Bless you

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Butterbear
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:54pm UTC

So when I was 5 I lived in this house up in the woods
with my dad and I could never sleep so I would always
walk out to his room and just stand there staring at him
in the dark until he woke up like those posessed little
girls in horror movies and that's why he has scare
problems.

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 3:34pm UTC

I used to think retired and retarded meant the same thing and i got send to the principal's office because i asked if i could bring in my retarded grandpa for show and tell because he's got nothing better to do and all he does is lay around the house

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spence*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 5:10pm UTC

Your daughter: Mummy, how did you meet daddy?
You: well I was going into a hotel and saw your dad
as soon as he came out of the elevator. we bumped
into each other, and in the moment when I first laid my
eyes on him I fell in love with him.
your celebrity crush who's your husband: if that's what
you call stalking and trying to run past security, into
the elevato and jumping on top of me while screaming
in my ear then fine, that's what happened.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I was going to make a quote about how I'm only good at breathing.
But then I remembered that when I was three I stopped breathing and was rushed to the hostpital and I hyperventilate on a regular basis. Thanks life.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Whenever a guy my sister doesn't like asks her out
she always tells them that she's a lesbian. So now my sister has a boyfriend, and someone who asked her out in like 10th grade goes to her boyfriend and says, "Dude. You know she's been a lesbian for years?"

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 5:35pm UTC

Parent Logic:
when something is wrong with the computer, my parentes blame me.
when something is wrong with me, my parents blame the computer.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 12:25am UTC

In America, you get more dirty looks for wearing a hijab than wearing a "Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwhich." shirt. Let that sink in a little bit.

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