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maddiesmith2313
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August 22, 2012 5:23pm UTC

sometimes I look at the clock 3 consecutive times and still dont know what time it is.
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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clicktheheartif
posted a quote
September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Hey, you there!
Can you stop scrolling
for just a second;
and click the heart for...
the ones who lost
their lives on
Sept. 11, 2001.

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ShoutingYourName
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC

A boy's sleepy voice
is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

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katieXOalice
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September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D

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kara008
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June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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malloryi98
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:10pm UTC

how bad was your breakup,
on a scale from 1- Adele?
Me: ....... Taylor Swift

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shAMmers26
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August 22, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Mark Zuckerberg: Left school...became successful.
Steve Jobs: Left school... became successful.
Bill Gates: Left school... became successful.
But if I left school... I'd become an unsuccessful hobo.

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MsPickles
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March 4, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder during class if you left your straightener on?
..............Cus I do.......All the time

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HeHasMyHeartt
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May 22, 2010 9:38am UTC

When I was in 3rd grade
A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.
We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.
There I was, studying in the library in college.
when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"
I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.

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runningforeverr
posted a quote
November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC

Based on psychologic study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
love.

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lexi1020
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:29pm UTC

If a girls bra is called
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
then what'a a guys underwear called?
under-the-butt-nut-hut?

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bailie008
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February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
-tumblr-

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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breezylovesyou143
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 5:34pm UTC

If I get 50 Favs I'll tell him I still love him<3

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KarinaTomlinson
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 5:35pm UTC

A good morning text doesn't only mean "good morning."
It also means "I woke up thinking about you."

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marisa_is_hawt
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February 28, 2012 7:32pm UTC

When I have a daughter and she asks me who my first love was, i want to be able to point across the room and say, "he's right there."<3

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC

this Halloween
i'm dressing all in red
and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
so i can say
"i'm your period, and i came early."

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CandEProductions
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August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:27am UTC

Did you know?
that if you wake up at 2-3 in the morning
for no reason, there is an 80% chance
that someone is staring at you.
format by jimmy365

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