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marisa_is_hawt

1. marisa_is_hawt
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   My boyfriend and I
   live in a long distance
   relationship
   He lives in the future
   
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2. marisa_is_hawt
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 5:41pm UTC
   "This girl touched my hand and then fainted. That was probably the weirdest thing I've ever experienced. I've seen girls fainting in crowds and stuff, but I've never seen anything like it that close. She completely fainted, like, passed out on the floor."
   - Zayn Malik
   format credit to OneDirection
   
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3. marisa_is_hawt
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   Finally
   of course thank you to the four boys
   Harry, Liam, Zayn, and Niall.
   I am so lucky to have met all of you
   - Louis Tomlinson ❤
   (Format credit to OneDirection)
   
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4. marisa_is_hawt
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   May 28, 2012 7:32pm UTC
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5. marisa_is_hawt
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   May 28, 2012 7:27pm UTC
   Fav this if you are a year older than you were last year...
   
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6. marisa_is_hawt
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   May 22, 2012 8:52pm UTC
   Right Before I Die...
   I'm going to say
   "I left a million dollars in the..."
   
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7. marisa_is_hawt
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 10:35am UTC
   I LOVE JESSICA <3
   Maybe alittle to much ;)rmat:twilightgirl995
   
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8. marisa_is_hawt
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 8:25am UTC
   Am I the only one
   who wonders
   what people do on their
   69th birthday
   No, I'm just perverted.
   
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9. marisa_is_hawt
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   May 12, 2012 3:20pm UTC
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10. marisa_is_hawt
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    May 10, 2012 8:57pm UTC
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11. marisa_is_hawt
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Witty
    Best
    Friend?
    ♥
    
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12. marisa_is_hawt
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    May 6, 2012 8:31am UTC
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13. marisa_is_hawt
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    I could honestly
    Sleep
    Forever ♥
    
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14. marisa_is_hawt
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    What the f-ck is wrong with you?
    Read the last word of that sentence^
    
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15. marisa_is_hawt
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Question: If you were Selena Gomez for 24 hours, what would you do?
    Niall: Oooohhh
    Louis:
    I would look at myself naked
    Liam: You don't even want to know
    - One Direction ♥
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16. marisa_is_hawt
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    brotips #58
    Your jeans should never be tighter than your girlfriend's.
    brotips.com
    
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17. marisa_is_hawt
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Doctor: So you're sick?
    Me: Yes, I took a bite out of Zayn Malik and came down with a case of pure
    Sexyf
    
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18. marisa_is_hawt
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Try This:
    1) Go to google maps.
    2) Click Get Direction
    3) Type in Japan for the starting point (in the A box).
    4) Type in China for the ending point (in the B box).
    5) Click get directions
    6) Scroll down to the 41st direction
    7) Then laugh and Fav.
    
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19. marisa_is_hawt
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Truth: You're really nice
    ....I never talked to you....
    
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20. marisa_is_hawt
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    I remember when
    having a collection of Webkinz was the
    Shiitt
    
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