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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:53pm UTC

cheming mint gum
and then drinking
water
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Me: I have a headache
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: My back hurts
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: I failed a test
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much
Me: The Grand Dutchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia was murdered by communists in 1918
Parents: It's because you're on the computer too much

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:35pm UTC

shoutout
to my parents
for paying the internet bill
every month
god bless u
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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dolph*
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 11:39am UTC

THE MOMENT WHEN
Y o u s i t d o w n a b o u t t o d o y o u r h o m e w o r k
B u t y o u r l a p t o p w a l k s i n w e a r i n g s e x y l i n g e r i e a n d s e d u c e s y o u
format by miss_unique/neversaynever16

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC

one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
some stuff in the house and so since my mom
needed some new and creative methods of
punishment she made him sit down and read the
facebook
terms & conditions
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:04pm UTC

They should invent wifi bracelets,
so you can wear them anywhere
and have wifi connection
CookieDoughFormats

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:58pm UTC

1. i woke up
2. i went to school
3. i saw him
4. i ran into him and i hugged him
5. i kissed him
actually, the correct order is 2, 3, 4, 5, 1.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 12:51pm UTC

me: why is everybody
going to bed, it's only -
OH.

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Connork11
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Me: I'm hungry.
Mom: Want an apple?
Me: I said I was hungry, not desperate.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LoudButUnheard
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Why do we call it
truth or dare
when we all know it's really,
"Who do you like"
or
"Awkward sexual task."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 9:05pm UTC

friend: so, what you have like
real friends and internet friend?
me: i've got the BEESSSTTT OF
BOTTH WORLDS *starts dancing*
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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 12:10am UTC

the only thing i can turn on
is my computer to be
completely honest
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yourcool
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 4:04pm UTC

Hi. My name is Junie B. Jones.
The B stands for Beatrice.
Except I don't like Beatrice.
I just like B and that's all.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Today on the news they were talking about North Korea
"Apparently they are making nuclear bombs that are planned to land in Hawaii, and possibly take out some of the major inland"
I changed the channel to Wheel of Fortune
"Congradulations! You've just won a free trip to Hawaii!"
I DIED XD

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