LalaloopsyInYourPants

Status: AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT

Member Since: 27 Dec 2011 08:32pm

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hello internet! i'm your average 13 year old, who is the defenition of awkward. i love youtube, my favorite youtubers are jacksgap, danisnotonfire, amazingphil, jennamarbles, kingsley, nerimon, & itswaypastmybedtime. i guess you could say i'm a full time internet hobo. <anyone who understood that reference deserves an award. anyways, aside from the internet i actually socialize with other human beings. but we only talk about harry potter, the hunger games, and food. so yeah, give me follow!
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LalaloopsyInYourPants
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:58pm UTC

Witty
So, we're using hashtags now!
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No. That's my thing.
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#thuglife
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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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March 18, 2013 7:45pm UTC

i just realized that the word cool has sort of converted itself to the national symbol of "idgaf."
friend: omg, i have to tell you about this party i went to!
me: cool
teacher: *tells life story*
me: cool
mom: i'm gonna go pick up your sister
me: cool

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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March 18, 2013 7:39pm UTC

what if you only pooped once a year. And it was like a little holiday or something. Like, you wouldn't have to come into to school or do anything and you just spent the whole day in the bathroom. And then all of your friends would be like, "Oh it must be her poop day." when you don't show up.

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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February 10, 2013 1:52pm UTC

*working on test*
me: hmm, i haven't chosen a B in like, four questions... yeah i'll chose a B

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 4:50pm UTC

phones
making it less awkward to stand at the bus stop with strangers since 1989

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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January 28, 2013 4:45pm UTC

plot twist: all the quotes people steal from tumblr are made by people on witty

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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January 24, 2013 7:50pm UTC

TUMBLR ANYONE?
The link is on my profile! You follow me, I follow you!
Comment once (if) you've followed me so I know to go on to follow you back!

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 4:58pm UTC

And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons,the ocean or the sky. Like, come on at least be creative... His eyes were as blue as the blue liquid used in commercials for Always Pads.

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 4:00pm UTC

me: no witty, i don't want an imvu
imvu: create your own look
me: no
imvu: find your true love
me: no
imvu: become a vampire
me: /)_-

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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January 24, 2013 3:46pm UTC

the entire class: *talks super loud and obnoxiously*
teacher:
me: *finally speaks*
teacher: YOU HAVE DETENTION!

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 3:39pm UTC

ArtProblems #001
Drawing one eye perfectly & not being able to draw the other one

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 8:36pm UTC

if imaginary friends were real
i'd be so popular

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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January 23, 2013 7:36pm UTC

*Doo doo doo doo* What's the sitch?
If you remember that go here:
http://disney.go.com/disneychannel/games/a-sitch-in-time-episode-1-present-10228

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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January 23, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Homework?
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' DAT

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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January 23, 2013 7:03pm UTC

friend: i see your socks aren't matching today
me: yeah, i'm all about blue but i was just feeling like a pink kind of person today. so i wore both
me: *sudden realization*
friend: Don't do it.
me:
friend: No.
me: I GET THE BEEESSSSSSSTTTT OF BOTH WORLDS!
me: you know you want to...
both: Chillin' out take it slow, then you rock out the show! You get the best of both worlds! Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds.

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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January 23, 2013 6:56pm UTC

mom: *picks up sock*
mom: honey, you need to start picking up your laundry. you leave it every were
mom: *hands me scok*
me: Master had presented Dobby with a sock? Dobby will no long follow your commands. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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January 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC

There once was
a dancing cookie that lived in the back of a driver's truck. One day, the cookie decided to sing a song. It went like this, "I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie. Doo da da da DOO!"
The truck driver said, "Shush cookie!"
One hour later he heard
"I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie. Doo da da da DOO!"
& The truck driver said,
"Cookie, stop that right now."
Two hours later he heard
"I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie. Doo da da da DOO!"
The trucker driver said
"Cookie is you sing one more time, I'll chuck you out of the window."
Three hours later he heard
"I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie. Doo da da da DOO!"
With that the truck driver threw the cookie out of the window and into the ocean.
THE END.
Mean while, out on the beach Lucy and Sam were playing with their mother's wedding ring.
They played catch in the waves, when suddenly a gold fish swallowed up the ring and swam away.
A few hours later the Lucy and Sam were taken to a restaurant, their mother had still not realized her ring was missing.
The waiter arrived,
"Hello. May I take your order?"
he said.
"I'll have Clams."
said the mother.
"I'll have lobster."
said the father.
"We'll split a fish."
said Lucy and Sam.
Half an hour later their orders came to the table.
Lucy and Sam had recieved a familiar looking gold fish.
Lucy and Sam begun to cut the fish when they felt something hard.
"The wedding ring!"
Lucy whispered in excitement.
They began to tear through the fish and out popped...
THE DANCING COOKIE!
Then everyone in the restaurant begun to do the Can-Can and harmoniously sing...
"I'm a cookie, I'm a cookie. Doo da da da DOO!"

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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January 23, 2013 4:50pm UTC

me during school:
shut up, you saw your friend yesterday
stop screaming
move.out.of.the.way
maybe you can walk faster than 0 mph?
i hate you
you're all annoying
stop talking
you don't need to take pictures for instagram
every single second.
i want to go home
stop trying to sell this painted card board you call "pizza"

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 4:37pm UTC

me: *walks into kitchen*
me: *sees spider*
me:
spider:
me:
spider:
me: *blinks*
spider: I guess it's time to get under my cloak of invisibilty & scare the sh/t out of her

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
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January 22, 2013 5:31pm UTC

I remember playing with tamagotchi's when I was younger... now I wonder how three buttons and pixel that poops could be so interesting

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