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  1. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    What is happening...
    Disney channel?
    Remember when;
    They didn't have your stereotypical blondes?~Maddie.
    The actress' were of decent size~Raven.
    It was actually funny?~Zack&Cody.


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  3. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    She wants to be your girl,
    not one of your girls.

  4. catchtheshadows catchtheshadows
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    July 29, 2013 7:13am UTC
    I only look attractive for a max of 5 mins and this usually when no one is around


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  7. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    Friend: Why is Bob short for Robert?
    Guys friend: How can you get Billy out of William?
    Friend: Well how do you get D/ck from Richard?
    Me: You ask him nicely.

  8. its_ok_to_be_gay its_ok_to_be_gay
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 4:00am UTC
    Gay rights are human rights. - Hillary Clinton

  9. gab* gab*
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    July 29, 2013 4:40pm UTC
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    sometimes i tell myself that maybe
    i should just stop hoping.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    Without you the ground thaws, the rain falls, the grass grows
    Without you the seeds root, the flowers bloom, the children play
    The stars gleam, the poets dream, the eagles fly
    Without you the earth turns, the sun burns, but I die without you
    Without you the breeze warms, the girl smiles, the cloud moves
    Without you the tides change, the boys run, the oceans crash
    The crowds roar, the days soar, the babies cry
    Without you the moon glows, the river flows, but I die without you
    The world revives, colors renew
    But I know only blue, only blue, lonely blue, within me blue without you
    Without you the hand gropes, the ear hears, the pulse beats
    Without you the eyes gaze, the legs walk, the lungs breathe
    The mind churns, the mind churns
    The heart yearns, the heart yearns
    The tears dry without you
    Life goes on but I'm gone
    '
    Cause I die without you

  11. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 10:57am UTC
    my first instinct when i see an animal is to say hello.
    my first instinct when i see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    Something most of you have yet to realize is that life is hard.
    Life is incredibly hard. No matter who you are, you will struggle. You will fall face first into the pavement. You will be kicked while you're down. You will be stepped on. And no one will be there to help you back up. You have to get back on your feet. You have to wipe the dust off of your clothes. You have to bandage your wounds. No one is going to do that for you.
    Complaining isn't going to get you anywhere. It won't help you in any way.
    No one wants to hear you whine about how you can't get back on their feet. The poeple you're complaining to are struggling to get back on their feet. The people you're complaining to are probably being kicked and stomped on. They don't give a shít that you hate your parents, or that you failed a test, or that your jeans are too tight. They aren't going to work to change your life. They're going to work on changing their own life. Only you have the power to change your life.
    To put it simply, life is hard. So, if you want to help yourself, get off your àss and stop complaining.

  13. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    when the pizza guy came over today
    i was like "have a good day" and he
    said "dont tell me what to do" and i
    just stood there staring at him and
    then he's like "lol i got that from\
    drake and josh"

  14. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    ❝Your muscles have a certain memory about them. That’s why we can tie our own shoes or play piano without looking. But when you spend a long enough time with someone your bodies memorize each other you know? The warmth of your back, the pace of your heartbeat, your tickly eyelashes. And the way your fingers would curl in sequence when I used to play with your palm. Another person is like moving to a new country where you don’t know the language. It’s a scary thing.

  15. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
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    July 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC
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  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Mom: You and Josh are probably going to get married
    Me: What?
    Mom: I mean, you guys were best friends when we lived in Arizona and then we moved away. Then, years later, you guys find each other on Facebook and reconnect and now you talk all the time. You guys are probably going to meet and fall in love and get married. Your life is going to be a cheesy romance movie.

  17. happiest* happiest*
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    July 29, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we’re getting when we open the can

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    I work at Walgreens and this man came into the store today:
    man: *buying condoms*
    me: would you like a bag?
    man: no thanks, she's not that ugly.

  19. gab* gab*
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    July 29, 2013 1:36am UTC
    PLEASE DO NOT LAUGH AT ME
    OR HATE ME FOR THIS BUT before i ever heard of the song "radioactive" i thought imagine dragons was some sort of virtual website for kids. maybe dress up your own dragon, customize it and sorts. give it a name. have a home for you and your dragon. battle with other dragons. earn points and rewards. show off your medals. having to get a "grownup's permission" to pay for a membership. you know, imagine dragons.

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    Wait puberty hold on
    you forgot the part where I become attractive

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