one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.
yourcool posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm EST
i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
Connork11 posted a quote
January 15, 2013 4:21pm EST
"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus. NMQ
happiest* posted a quote
November 22, 2013 3:11pm EST
apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
Being an atheist is okay. Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay. Being a Christian is okay. Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay. Being a reindeer is okay. Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.
The Pyscho Test A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy she did not know. She thought this guy was simply amazing. She fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later, the woman kills her sister. Why did she kill her sister? If you thought "because she hoped the guy would show up to her sister's funeral," you think like a pyschopath