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yourcool
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March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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sammy*
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December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Pants without pockets: why
Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

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styles*
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December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC

There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.
unbelievable.

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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Hale_Storm18
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December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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Connork11
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January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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伤*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC

have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
so you just stare blankly into space
while feeling your heart break into pieces

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happiest*
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November 22, 2013 3:11pm UTC

apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

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BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2

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Hale_Storm18
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November 15, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Being an atheist is okay.
Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay.
Being a Christian is okay.
Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
Being a reindeer is okay.
Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

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happiest*
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November 16, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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punklove182*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 9:43pm UTC

I hope you hear me,
and I hope you care.

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 9:46pm UTC

The Pyscho Test
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy she did not know. She thought this guy was simply amazing. She fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him.
A few days later, the woman kills her sister.
Why did she kill her sister?
If you thought "because she hoped the guy would show up to her sister's funeral," you think like a pyschopath

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