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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm EST
    one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
    and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

  2. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:44pm EST
    Pants without pockets: why
    Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

  3. styles* styles*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:31pm EST
    There are 364 days
    until Christmas
    and people already have their lights up.
    unbelievable.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 5:51pm EST
    i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
    guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:04am EST
    I use jokes from Witty in real life,
    and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:20pm EST
    i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
    glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

  7. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:21pm EST
    "It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
    "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
    "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
    "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
    "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
    NMQ

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:36am EST
    have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
    so you just stare blankly into space
    while feeling your heart break into pieces

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 3:11pm EST
    apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 12:07am EST
    mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
    me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
    me: just kidding call the cops.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 3:02pm EST
    Roses are white
    nightlock is blue
    it’s called Catching Fire
    not Hunger Games 2

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 6:53pm EST
    Being an atheist is okay.
    Being an atheist and shaming religion and spirituality as silly or not real is not okay.
    Being a Christian is okay.
    Being a homophobic, misogynistic, r.acist, or otherwise hateful person in the name of Christianity is not okay.
    Being a reindeer is okay.
    Bullying and exluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 2:55pm EST
    Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
    Santa: Let's be realistic


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  15. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 9:43pm EST
    I hope you hear me,
    and I hope you care.

  16. someoneinhiding someoneinhiding
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 9:46pm EST
    The Pyscho Test
    A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy she did not know. She thought this guy was simply amazing. She fell in love with him right there but never asked for his number and could not find him.
    A few days later, the woman kills her sister.
    Why did she kill her sister?
    If you thought "because she hoped the guy would show up to her sister's funeral," you think like a pyschopath

  17. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 9:47pm EST
    Hear me now...


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  19. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 9:49pm EST
    I'll pretend to be JulietIf you pretend to be Romeo

  20. Joya Joya
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 12:11am EST
    saying:) I love you !! A PERSON FEEL TRUE LOVE IN HER HEARTH:::::::::::::)

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