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  1. disenthrall disenthrall
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 6:25am UTC
    format by isaaclahey.
    silence in the quiet house
    a cimmerian shade sneaks in.
    a man sits, strangled by the dark
    choking on a merciless wind.
    (DS)

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday,
    every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

  3. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    me after just cleaning my room: wow, I am never letting my room get messy again!
    the next day: has anyone seen my bed

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 3:23pm UTC
    if painting your nails make you feel better, do it. if putting stickers on personal items makes you feel better, do it. if drawing shippy or kinky or silly or emotional things make you feel better, do it. if there is something that makes you feel better, even just a little bit, just fu'ckin do it dont be embarrassed about what self care means to you. self care is important, and so are you

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:24pm UTC
    If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it. It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you. That is really special. If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it. It shows a lot about someone.

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets,
    but never about the ones with hazel eyes and a heart beat.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2014 2:59pm UTC
    Fragments From a Junior's Thoughts
    Today, I heard the phrase "it looks good on college applications" 11 times
    Teachers tell me they are preparing me for the "real world" as if the first 18 years are a free trial
    Getting an education turned out to be a competition I never agreed to enter
    I used to think in weekdays and now I think in test dates
    Nothing is heavier than this backpack except maybe my eyelids
    I'm losing sleep, losing weight, losing my mind
    I'm so lost
    Even as I write this poem I know nothing I say matters unless it's typed in Times New Roman 12pt font

  8. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 12:27am UTC
    My mother warned me aboutcigarettes that could cause lung cancerBut she never told me that selfhatred could grow faster than anytumor ever couldMy father warned me that ishould never stop thinkingBut he never told me thatover thinking would kill myhappinessMy sister warned me about otherpeople who might make hurtfulcomments about meBut she never told me thatinstead of hearing someone else'svoice, i'd hear my ownMy brother warned me aboutthe drugs sold in baggies on the streetBut he never told me about theones that people put in your glasswhen you're not lookingMy grandmother warned meabout the devil with his tail andred hornsBut she never told me about hisangelic smile and his dark brown eyesMy grandfather warned meabout booze that could killBut he never told me that if youdrink enough alcohol, it tasteslike loveMy cousin warned me that i should lose my virginity to a guy iloveBut she never told me he shouldlove me, tooMy aunt warned me that if i kepteating that much, i might vomitBut she never told me that evenwithout eating anything, you canhang over the toilet and pukeMy baby sitter warned me that aboy would break my heartBut she never told me that if imade him mad, he'd also breakmy arm and noseMy teacher warned me aboutdangerous men with knives thatcould easily cut my throatBut she never told me that i didn'tneed these men to cut my skinThey all warned me that ishouldn't do dangerous thingsthat could kill meBut i never had the chance to askthem if slitting both my wristsverticallyAnd taking thirty eight asprinswas one of these dangerousthings -d.a.n.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:49pm UTC
    do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

  10. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 1:54am UTC
    HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?
    HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"

  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 2:15pm UTC
    That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    does anyone know why a camera pops up every time you fave a quote?
    like is that an april fool's joke or should i be actually concerned.

  13. ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ* ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2015 3:08pm UTC
    I didn’t learn how much it costs to raise a kid or what an affidavit is, but I spent days on what the quadratic equation is: negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac over 2a. That’s insane; that’s absolutely insane. They made me learn that over basic first aid or how to recognise the most deadly mental disorders or diseases with preventable causes or how to buy a house with a mortgage, if I could afford it, because abstract maths was deemed more important than advice that would literally save thousands of lives. But it’s cool, because now I could tell you if the number of unnecessary deaths caused by that choice was prime.

  14. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2015 12:51am UTC

    We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and strange. As often as not, we are homesick most for the places we have never known.

  15. hayleyloves1D hayleyloves1D
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2014 6:22am UTC
    They all tell me to shut up. And one day, I will. For good. And then? That's when they'll regret it.

  16. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    I hate it when I am taking an exam and the teacher decides to stand right next to my desk for 5-10 minutes and looks at all of my answers.
    Its just.
    Ughhh.
    Whyyyyyyy.
    Why me?
    WHYYYYYY?!

  17. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    if you wonder why i still cry it's because i think of that time in late July when you called me at midnight because you were fighting with her and i had to whisper because my mom was in the next room and i didn't want her to hear me swear and you told me that you had no idea how long you'd be with her but whether it be a week or fifty years you and i would always be friends and it's been just over two years and look where we are now look where we fvcking are.

  18. *anachronism* *anachronism*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    I PREFER RAINFALL OVER
    SUNSHINE AND MAYBE THAT
    EXPLAINS WHY I'D CHOOSE YOU
    OVER ANYONE ELSE

  19. Tyler* Tyler*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 8:19pm UTC
    You were red. You liked me cause I was blue.
    You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky
    and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.

  20. strawberriezz strawberriezz
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 5:08pm UTC
    your only limit is your soul

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