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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC

making a joke
in front of a ton of people
and having them all crack up
is one if the most beautiful feelings
you’ll ever feel.
Don’t deny it.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 9:29am UTC

He's the type of boy,I'd
make a sandwich for.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:12pm UTC

friends: why are you single?
me: have you seen my face?

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 12:24am UTC

H E L L O
my name is
NEVER ON THOSE COOL KEYCHAINS

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Dear chocolate commercials
no one eats chocolate in slow motion with thir eyes closed.
Sincerely, normal people.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder how many
miles I've scrolled my cursor...

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Whenever my friends curse at their parents
All I can think about is how I would be crucified if I disrespected my parents like that.

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC

Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay,
and that’s really sad.

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伤*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:51pm UTC

I'D RATHER BE ALONE THAN WITH SOMEONE
WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL WANTED

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 8:52pm UTC

i bet our entire universe is just
in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science project he got a C- on

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Do you ever
just stare at really attractive people and think
“how” ?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

people better be nice to me soon
i could be hot one day

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 3:22pm UTC

To Wonderland
↓
•

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 3:16pm UTC

Conversation I heard at track practice
Girl: What is the purpose of training bras? Like what are we trying to teach boobs?
Girl's friend: They are trained to be the very breast

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 12:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I have a witty life and a normal life.
Does that mean I'm like Hannah Montana?

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC

Five year old me: I want to become a mermaid!
Fifteen year old me: I said mermaid, not whale!

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soccertrack
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 10:18pm UTC

have you ever..
been in a room, filled with people, people you know.. and you felt so alone.
have you ever..
had a bestfriend.. but its like you dont even exist to them anymore..
have you ever..
get the feeling of "being stupid".. or not good enough or out of thier legue..
have you ever ..
notice that its always yourself, thats there for you.. when no one else is.
have you ever..
been so sick & tired.. of being sick and tried.
have you ever..
been misslead.. missread.. missunderstood.
have you ever..
had one of those days where you just break down and cry.
have you ever..
cried in the shower.. cried in the pillow.. cried yourself to sleep
have you ever..
had no one else to go too,
have you ever
prayed like crazy
have you ever..
wanted to just run.. run so far till you came upon a new place..
have you ever,
sat on witty, to try to make yourself feel better..
I HAVE.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 11:39am UTC

WHO CAN RELATEI love you *erases*
I miss you
*erases*
Can we talk?
*erases*
Whats up
*sends*
format credit rajsonkar

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