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  1. x0x_jay_x0x x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    Can I just say, that I am sorry?
    I'm sorry that you flirted with someone who
    used to be my best friend and it bothered me.
    I'm sorry that you think you were 'just being nice' when you were flirting. It's not me 'being insecure' its messed up that you'd say that.
    I'm sorry that I told you it hurt when you acted really
    distant and treated me like crap, thinking you'd fix it.
    I'm sorry that I was nothing but perfect to you, and tried
    and you were nothing but an a$%hole but yet I'M wrong.
    I'm sorry that I didn't ruin your birthday when you and
    the girl you like, oh yeah my 'best friend' ruined mine.
    I'm sorry that I still care even though you're 'done with me'
    and a real man doesn't choose when/if he likes you or not.
    I'm sorry that a week ago you 'loved' me and now we're
    friends who don't talk and are awkward as heeeeell....
    I'm sorry I believed you when you said you could change,
    and it would be different this time around. I should have known.
    Most importantly, I'm sorry for your loss, because sweetie I promise,
    no one will ever care about you as much as I did. Remember that.

  2. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    How about you talk to me first?

  3. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    I feel like I'm not anyone's
    first choice
    Neither their favorite.
    Even if people tell me that I'm important to them
    or I mean a lot to them, I know there's
    always someone they prefer to be with.
    Someone they choose over me.
    And that hurts. A lot.


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  5. notgivinafuuuck notgivinafuuuck
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    "EW! You like him?"
    I fxcking hate when I like a guy, and someone says that to me. How rude can you be? I don’t care if he isn't the “cutest” boy ever, he doesn't have to be. The fact that you don’t even know him, and you still said that. Fxck you. I like him for him. You might not think he’s cute, but you don’t see him the way I do. I think he’s perfect the way he is.♥

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You have the right
    to leave someone.
    But at least tell them why,
    cause what’s even more painful than being abandoned
    is knowing you’re not worth an explanation.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 1:21am UTC
    his love for me is bickering and shin-kicking, awkward hugs and weird texts, messing up my hair and teasing me about everything under the sun. my love for him is sneaking glances when he's not looking and going out of my way just to touch him, checking my phone just in case it's him and saving the notes he passes me in class so i can stick them into my diary later.


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  9. Musiclovez13 Musiclovez13
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    I`m afraid that later on..
    •You're gonna become a phone number I'm no longer texting or calling.
    •You're gonna become a song that brings back memories.
    •You're gonna become a picture I'm gonna have to delete off my phone.
    •You're gonna become someone my parents or friends ask about & I have to tell them " I don't know him anymore".
    •You`re going to be someone I want to go to for advice & you won`t be thereto care.
    •You're gonna become someone I see & you'll walk by me as if we never met.
    Yes, I`m afraid♥

  10. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    Friend: I miss my boyfriend
    Me: So do I
    Friend: He calls me baby
    Me: He calls me fan
    Me: Sometimes fans like plural
    Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too.
    Friend:

  11. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    "It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
    "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
    "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
    "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
    "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
    NMQ

  12. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the IPhone charger a few feet longer.

  13. JodieexD JodieexD
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like "OH MY GOD, I'm so sorry!"
    and they walk away so you run after them like,
    "PLEASE LOVE ME, I'M SOO SORRY!"
    Just me?

  14. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Like this qoute and i'll tell you the first thing i notcie aout your profile.

  15. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    Edward Cullen:
    Could use time being immortal to research Cancer.
    Instead goes to High School a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.

  16. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  17. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    How my last phone call went
    Girl: STOP CALLING MY BOYFRIEND, HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!
    Me: What are you talking about?
    Girl: DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME, MARIAH! STOP TRYING TO TOUCH ON HIM. HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!
    Me: What? I just got this phone number.
    Girl: YOU'RE A RETARTED WITCH. JACOB DOESN'T WANT YOU!
    Me: Jacob from Twilight?
    Girl: STOP ACTING STUPID AND LAY OFF OF JAKE.
    Me: Bella, I thought you liked Edward.
    Girl: MY NAME ISN'T BELLA. MY NAME IS ALEXA AND I'M JACOBS GIRL, SO STOP TRYING TO GO AFTER MY MAN.
    Me: Edward?
    Girl: NO, JACOB. ARE YOU STUPID?
    Me: I'm just confused, because I thought that Bella, being you, chose Edward, not Jacob.
    Girl: YOU'RE A DIRTY WITCH. JUST STOP TRYING TO BE WITH MY MAN, HE DOESN'T WANT YOU.
    Me: Have a nice day, Crazy Bella. *hangs up*

  18. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    society defines heartbreak as a breakup with someone.
    but heartbreak happens everyday.
    heartbreak is the way someone doesn't look at you like they used to,
    heartbreak is not receiving that text,
    heartbreak is being ignored and then ignored again.
    heartbreak is a daily occurrence.

  19. bettyann123 bettyann123
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Have you ever just laid in bed and cried.
    Cried because of one little thing, and then all of the sudden everything that's wrong with you and your life pops into your head and makes you cry more.
    And you don't know why you can't stop thinking of all those bad things..... but they keep multiplying.
    You feel so alone and there's nothing you can do about it.
    It's like you want someone to come and talk to you, but you also want to be alone.
    Everything just feels like it's falling apart.
    So you just continue to
    Cry
    and
    Cry.....

  20. gogoyoable gogoyoable
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    No, I get it. She's prettier.

:)

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