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  1. ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪* ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 3:24am UTC
    "This is survival of the fittest
    This is do or die
    This is the winner takes it all
    So take it all"

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    I tried telling the truth
    but then I just got beat up for it

  3. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    go buy your own calculator and solve
    your own problems. l'm a teenager
    not a therapist


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:11am UTC
    It's scary to think
    that this is it, it's all we're given.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:31pm UTC
    Muse is good depression music

  8. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:15pm UTC
    One time I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo Dicaprio and I said "so what's your star sign?" and he said "Dicapricorn" and I laughed so hard that I woke up.

  9. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:09pm UTC
    How to get the best of both worlds
    1. Chill it out , take it slow
    2. Then you rock out the show


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for
    my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that's something I do
    when I'm bored, and this dude walks by and says "hey baby, what else
    do you do with your hands?" I gave him my most polite smile and said in
    the sweetest way possible "strangle you"

  12. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    There's no such thing as,
    "Getting over people"
    they're not >>> bridges;
    //// you can't just cross them
    Whenever you feel like it


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:39pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯
    yeah, that
    girl's a h e a r t b r e a k e r
    & she'll make you cry, but when
    -you're without her-
    you m i s s h e r and wonder
    why. ✯✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯

  16. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    Why don't any stores sell normal clothing for women? Like I want a plain black sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back.

  17. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 3:13pm UTC
    "Listen,
    smile,
    agree,
    and then do
    whatever the f/ck
    you were gonna'
    do anyway."
    -Rober Downey Jr.

  18. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    Hearts are wild creatures,
    that's why our ribs are cages.

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 12:49pm UTC
    I wanna get super rich so I can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

  20. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 10:03am UTC
    Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
    Give a man a poisoned fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime.

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