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DoodleLove
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October 5, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Smitty
Webenjagermanjensen.
He was #1

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_to_the_kids_who
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October 5, 2012 4:48pm UTC

There are 3 tampons walking down the street;
which says hi to you first?
None, because they're all STUCK UP B*TCHES.
who gets it?
♥

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:52pm UTC

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thebookkeeperswife
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October 6, 2012 1:02pm UTC

We only see
what's on the
{ Surface }
thebookkeeperswife

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randi*
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October 6, 2012 1:15pm UTC

Sorry about that,
I was caught up in a very intense game of Tetris.

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demons*
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October 6, 2012 1:24pm UTC

People: Screaming isn't music.
Me: Rapping isn't music.

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mcfoxymamaz
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October 6, 2012 1:28pm UTC

*Me in Homeroom*
Friend: Why is the window open?? It's like two degrees!
Me: I'll close it. *Attempts to close window, but it wont move*
Hot Senior: I got it *Closes it easily, smiles at me*
Me: *Blushes like awkward giraffe, trips over a chair, and falls into my seat*
Friend: Real smooth.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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October 6, 2012 1:12pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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NiallHOranFacts_01
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October 6, 2012 1:03pm UTC

NiallHoranFact#99
Niall helped write some songs on the new album!

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Jemma96
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:05pm UTC

How the hell did you ever pick me honestly?

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taztazlove
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:23pm UTC

me. you. bed. now.(;
i said to my pillow.

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Thrriller
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Chatrooms
lobby--create chatroom---popout
have fun ;)
Leave room | Invite user
Format by Breeze ==
●-/-●-/
Your Crush has joined the chatroom
Me: Hey :]
YourCrush: I Love you
Me: DAFUQ YOU JUST SAY?
Blank
Person
I
Format by Breeze

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:34pm UTC

"if i don't see you again, have a nice weekend."
so if you do see me again, i should have a bad weekend?

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:26pm UTC

It's been ten years.
Ten years and I still remember every single detail of that day.
As much as I would like to forget, I cant.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:28pm UTC

recipts are just short-stories
about how f/cking stupid you are with money.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Today I took a bath.
I didn't wash my hair.
Or wash my body.
I took a washable marker and pointed out every flaw I saw on myself.
I wrote down every flaw I saw, and I wrote them all over my body.
I was covered in marker.
I washed them off, and they went down the drain.
They won't hold me back anymore.
-sixbillionsecrets

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blondetalk
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 12:59pm UTC

CARTOON
NETWORK
Happy 20th Birthday
Thanks for creating great shows like:
-PowerPuff Girls
-Ed, Edd and Eddy
-Courage the Cowardly Dog
-Dexter
-Adventure Time
-Johnny Bravo
-Cow and Chicken
-Samurai Jack
-Codename:Kids Next Door
-Grim Adventures
-Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
And MANY more.

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WhisperInTheDark
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October 6, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Bully: 'You suck!'
Me: 'Like you on the first date .. Sl*t!'

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:30pm UTC

why does my phone's keyboard have
a .com button but my computer keyboard doesn't?

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