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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 4:25pm UTC

It takes strength to walk away.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Everytime someone drops something, knocks
something over, or trips in public my dad yells "Oh My
God! This is a disaster!!" so the person freaks out and I
hang my head in embarrasment as he pats me on the
back and laughs.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 4:23pm UTC

I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you.

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mcfoxymamaz
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February 18, 2013 4:10pm UTC

When people tweet about me: I can see when you talk about me! I am not dumb you bissshhhh!
When I tweet about other people: However did they see this??

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:07pm UTC

If I could take it back, I would.
In a heartbeat.
But please, stop reminding me.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:13pm UTC

So since the guy I thought was my friend, flipped on me (calling me ugly, annoying, worthless, stupid, hated, etc.) this has happend to him over the course of a few months:
His appendix burst
He sprained his ankle
He sprained his wrist
Strained a muscle in his leg
Fallen down a flight of stairs
Now, someone wanna try telling me I am not a wizard? ;)
Also, I didn't do anything to him. I was not near him when any of these things happend.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:06pm UTC

Me in the summer: Omg, I miss winter so much! I love the snow so much! Its way to hot out now! God I'm burnt.
Me in the winter: Oh good lord its so cold! I keep slipping from this stupid ice! When is summer!? I would give anything for a tan.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 5:25pm UTC

Dear Sl*t,
When I said "Open Wide", I meant your mouth. Not your legs.
Sincerely,
Your Dentist

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 3:37pm UTC

I get way too emotionally
attached to fictional
characters.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 11:24am UTC

*Sister walks into my room and stares at my many One Direction posters*
Her: How do you change in here?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: It's like they're watching you strip...
Me: Huh. I never thought of that..
*Next time I change*
Me: *Looks at posters*
Me: Enjoying the show boys? ;)

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 4:57pm UTC

I know I shouldn’t like you.
I mean, you’re way out of my league.
But there’s this part of me that keeps asking
“What if?”

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 4:47pm UTC

He's my best guy friend.
Thats great...
I just want something more,
I've always felt it,
and maybe I should take a chance...
But I know
Its not worth losing you.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 7:57pm UTC

I was watching Breaking Dawn part 1 and Bella's body was going all vampire at the end when she's turning.
And im sitting there like , you get gold eyeshadow when you turn into a vampire?
Seems Legit.
format by br0kenwings

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 2:54pm UTC

Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran: I just wanna know you better, know you better, know you better, know you better now..
Me: Im sensing they want to know each other better.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 10:46pm UTC

So you have a bad days,
but not a bad life.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 4:15pm UTC

A guy told me he hates me a couple days ago said
he hates me
because I'm annoying, ugly,and I think I'm perfect.
I think I'm perfect?
God, if he only knew that sometimes I just sit there and cry
because of people like him
and how they make me feel
like I'm nothing
Maybe I am nothing. . .
It feels like it lately

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 3:50pm UTC

When I say that I'm fine,
I'm secretly hoping someone
will care enough to see that
I'm lying.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 12:52pm UTC

When you look in the mirror,
and just wanna smash it.
You hate what you see
and almost break down,
because you know that
for him,
you will never be good enough.

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 4:15pm UTC

My bestfriend is going to
homecoming with him.
And she doesn't understand
how much it hurts to look at
them together,
And wish it was me...

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mcfoxymamaz
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:28pm UTC

*Me in Homeroom*
Friend: Why is the window open?? It's like two degrees!
Me: I'll close it. *Attempts to close window, but it wont move*
Hot Senior: I got it *Closes it easily, smiles at me*
Me: *Blushes like awkward giraffe, trips over a chair, and falls into my seat*
Friend: Real smooth.

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