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  1. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    "I was never insane
    except upon occasions when my heart was touched."
    ~Edgar Allan Poe


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    you can get addicted
    TO A CERTIAN KIND OF SADNESS.

  4. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    Why do we always
    fall for the ones
    that can't be
    ours?

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    do you ever get so annoyed
    at everything
    that you start to get mad at even little things
    like a spoon clinking against a bowl
    or sounds of people talking?

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 6:45am UTC
    me: i am not allowed to like that boy.
    me: i am not allowed to like that boy
    me: i am not allowed to like that boy
    me: ...
    me: ...
    me: ...i like that boy.

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Fries before guys.

  8. Anonymous_Nicole* Anonymous_Nicole*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    You know you have a good boyfriend, when he buys you a pack of cigarrettes, runs out of his own, and still refuses to let you give him one.

  9. RejectedGamer RejectedGamer
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 3:15am UTC
    ©RejectedGamerFormat
    {There are two kinds of people in the world,}
    There are two kinds of people in the world, those who will pick you up when you fall and those who will try to keep you down.

  10. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Don't play games it'll be dangerous


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.... I hate you.

  13. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    Harry Potter is a lot funnier when you change the word 'wand' to 'willy'.
    'Your willy, Lucius. I require your willy.'
    'I...'
    Malfoy glanced sideways at his wife. She was staring straight ahead, quite as pale as he was, her long, blonde hair hanging down her back, but beneath the table her slim fingers closed briefly on his wrist. At her touch. Malfoy put his hand into his robes, withdrew a willy and passed it along to Voldemort, who held it up in front of his red eyes, examining it closely.
    'What is it?'
    'Elm, my Lord,' whispered Malfoy.
    'And the core?'
    'Dragon- dragon heartstring.'
    'Good,' said Voldemort. He drew out his own willy and compared the lengths.
    Lucius Malfoy made an involuntary movement; for a fraction of a second, it seemed he expected to receive Voldemort's willy in exchange of his own. The gesture was not missed by Voldemort, whos eyes widened maliciously.
    'Give you my willy, Lucius? MY willy?'

  14. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    If you're looking for
    a sign
    Here it is
    Here's your sign

  15. theonlyniceboy theonlyniceboy
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Summer needs to hurry up fast
    Warped tour is on its way

  16. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    Fries before guys.
    Foods before dudes.

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    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:08am UTC
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  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    Me: *Gets haircut*
    Me: *Rants to mom for the rest of the day about how the hair dresser isn't qualified, and clearly doesn't how much two inches is*

  19. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    crush: I need to get something off my chest
    me: Yeah its your shirt let me help you with that

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    I wish we could
    Google
    how a certain
    person feels
    about us ♥

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