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skyscraper13
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 8:23pm UTC

The 'WTF' moment when,
you do a math problem, and your answer isn't even one of the choices.
♥

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StillFlyy
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 7:04pm UTC

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EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLIN'.

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_Hey_Bro_
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 1:03pm UTC

wittygirl2010 format.
Saying "What?"
but then 1 second later realizing what they said.

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xobrianna8397
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 11:29am UTC

Fergie taught me how to spell
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
Ke$ha taught me how to spell
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
Jason DeRulo taught me how to spell
S-O-L-O
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell
B-A-N-A-N-A
And Spongebob taught me how to spell
F-U-N

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 12:47pm UTC

EVERYTIME I SEE A PERSON SPELL A WORD WRONG,
I LOOK DOWN AT THE KEYBOARD AND SEE HOW CLOSE THE LETTER IS
TO THE LETTER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE TO SEE
IF IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO MISSPELL THAT WORD.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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taytayx311
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 11:22am UTC

If you don't do stupid things while
you're young,you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 4:18pm UTC

"I'm sexy and I know it!!"
No, you're slutty and you blow it.
NFM/FMQ

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dolphinz00
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 1:31pm UTC

I think it's the
words you don't say that haunt you the longest.
-TAYLOR SWIFT. ♥

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theunicorn

posted a quote
December 3, 2011 1:51pm UTC

Christmas #1:
Last year i asked for the sexiest person ever for Christmas
....I woke up in a box.
NMF/NMQ ;) I felt like dressing it up a bit.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 5:49pm UTC

You are 8 and you have a Iphone? Who do you call?
Dora?

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Lucas
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 12:47pm UTC

you know whats amazing? at this second, for every teenage girl twirling her fingers into the ends of her hair, not paying attention in class, reading these letters, wondering who she'll be in love with someday, at this second, there is a teenage boy somewhere out there, just for her, slumped low at his desk, tapping his foot, staring out the window, wondering exactly the same thing.

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