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jassayloux

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Member Since: 15 Nov 2011 01:57am

Last Seen: 30 Mar 2013 10:19am

Birthday: September 18

Location: Narnia, England

Gender: F

user id: 238729

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Heya and welcome to the devil's labratory, lesser known as my witty. So, I'm guessing as you have carried on reading you're going to want to know a little bit about myself, oui?
My name's Jasmine, I'm british, and I have the accent and constant craving of tea to prove it, in my opinion, all spiders should be sent to uranus for enternity, with no return, I'm completely insane (believe me, I sat there laughing at my fingernail for 20 mins straight), I'm a dog person, I love my friends a hell of alot :3, I'm actually addicted to Zelda, I play guitar, I blow out the candles on sept 18th, any twins?! All Time Low is the reason I wake up in the morning (seriously, painting flowers is my alarm on my phone),I've only seen them once, they're the best live band EVER, one day I shall marry Alexander William Gaskarth, and our children will be some mothafudgers, converse are win, ym@6 are awesome, sleeping with sirens are and I'm hungry so I'ma end this now. Or now. Or now. Or now. Haha, ok, seriously, see ya now, like my quotes if  you think they're enough, over and out!


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If you know/like any of these bands,      
we can be friends.

All Time Low, Mayday Parade, Falling in Reverse, Blessthefall, Sleeping With Sirens, Don Broco, Paramore, Parkway Drive, Asking Alexandria, Memphis May Fire, Pierce The Veil, Motionless in White, Rise Against, A Day To Remember, Sum 41, Avenged Sevenfold, Blink-182, Escape The Fate, Ghost Town, Kids In Glass Houses, Lower Than Atlantis, We Are The In Crowd, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, Madina Lake, Never Shout Never, Panic! At The Disco, Second Hand Serenade, Suicide Silence, Cute Is What We Aim For, Bullet For My Valentine, Falling In Reverse, Green Day, Jimmy Eat The World, Of Mice and Men, Tonight Alive, The Word Alive, You Me At Six.
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  1. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 6:46am UTC
    I want to be where Hayley Williams wants me now,
    hang with Kellin Quinn, listen with Jenna McDougall,
    stay with Derek Sanders, get lost in the stereo with Alex Gaskarth
    and let live with Austin Carlile
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  2. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:46am UTC
    Watching a film you
    liked when you were little and
    finally getting all the adult jokes.
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  3. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:36am UTC
    You make falling out of love look so easy and painless...
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  4. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:34am UTC
    I hate this town, it's so washed up
    And all my friends don't give a f***
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  5. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 6:41am UTC
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  6. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 6:35am UTC
    Never underestimate a girl’s love for her favorite band. Never think even for a minute, that she won’t defend them to her death. Because it’s not just the music that makes that band her favorite. It’s the guys, the gals. It’s the fans. People whom of which she has interacted with thanks to the band. That band might of saved her life, or just made her smile everyday. That band has never broke her heart and has yet to leave her. No wonder she finds such joy in her music.
    -AWG
    ©jassayloux

  7. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 6:24am UTC
    Yes I talk to lads, yes I talk to several of them. No there is nothing going on between us. Yes they're my friends. Why? Because they're so much easier to get along with than bitchy girls. So back off and stop making assumptions, you don't know me and you certainly don't know anything about my feelings.
    ©jassayloux

  8. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 6:02am UTC
    First School Memories
    Me: Shut up, you're stupid
    Classmate: Hey! I'm telling on you! *Sticks hand up*
    Me: No wait stop
    Me: No I'm sorry
    Me: Please come on dude
    Me: Pleeeaaase omg stop I'm sorry I was only joking
    Me almost in tears: I'm so sorry please don't tell her please I'm sorry
    Teacher: Yes?
    Classmate: Can I use the bathroom?
    Classmate: *Turns round and smiles deviously at me
    ©jassayloux

  9. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    I'm finally getting better

  10. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    If you know/like any of these bands, we can be friends.
    All Time Low, Mayday Parade, Falling in Reverse, Blessthefall, Sleeping With Sirens, Don Broco, Paramore, Parkway Drive, Asking Alexandria, Memphis May Fire, Pierce The Veil, Motionless in White, Rise Against, A Day To Remember, Sum 41, Avenged Sevenfold, Blink-182, Escape The Fate, Ghost Town, Kids In Glass Houses, Lower Than Atlantis, We Are The In Crowd, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, Madina Lake, Never Shout Never, Panic! At The Disco, Second Hand Serenade, Suicide Silence, Cute Is What We Aim For, Bullet For My Valentine, Falling In Reverse, Green Day, Jimmy Eat The World, Of Mice and Men, Tonight Alive, The Word Alive, You Me At Six.
    Anyone?

  11. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 7:02am UTC
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  12. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 6:56am UTC
    Having a rough day?
    Place your hand over your heart.
    Feel that? That's called purpose.
    You're alive for a reason.
    Don't give up.

  13. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:46am UTC
    two words that can cheer up any student...
    SNOW DAY!

  14. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    International people: omg it's a dream to live in britain! I want a british accent and a british boyfriend and I want to drink tea every morning and visit London and meet the queen. British people are so lucky!
    British people: f/cking britain f/cking weather f/cking chavs f/cking cher lloyd f/cking weather f/cking david cameron f/cking weather f/cking tax oh yay jeremy kyle

  15. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 8:36am UTC
    Sometimes
    You've just got to
    let go of what's gone
    appreciate what
    still remains
    and look forward
    to what's coming next...

  16. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    remember going on
    the computer just
    to go on paint and
    space pinball?

  17. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    I always thought
    Arnold's untucked
    shirt was a skirt.

  18. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    You Only Live Once?
    False.
    You live every day.
    You only die once.
    True story.

  19. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    When I was little
    I used to think the moon was following the car.

  20. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    No, I do not want to go to your dog's birthday party, freak.
    my cat is getting married that week.

:)

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