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xiloveyou13x

1. xiloveyou13x
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   you know my name,
   but not my story..
   
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2. xiloveyou13x
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   February 28, 2012 8:26pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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3. xiloveyou13x
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   February 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   Google
   im sorry
   Search About 2,490,000 results (0.27 seconds)
   Did you mean: a word that lost all its meaning?
   
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4. xiloveyou13x
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   they say keep your friends close and your enemies closer,
   but the problem today is, you can never tell them apart
   
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5. xiloveyou13x
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 9:38am UTC
   that awkward moment when
   the weirdest kid in school has a boyfriend/girlfriend and your still forever alone
   
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6. xiloveyou13x
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 9:33am UTC
   telling inanimate objects to stay
   when they look like theyre going to fall
   
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7. xiloveyou13x
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2011 11:57pm UTC
   an apple a day keeps the doctor away
   but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit
   
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8. xiloveyou13x
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2011 9:44am UTC
   hide n' seek champs :
   1. Waldo
   2. Osama Bin Laden
   3. my phone on silent
   
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9. xiloveyou13x
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2011 5:59pm UTC
   were all gonna be screwed
   once pigs fly
   
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10. xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    oh damn, you found me.
    
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11. xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    & who else looks at the
    keyboard when someone makes a mistake to see
    how far off they were from that letter
    
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12. xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    i want to write swag on and swag off on my light switch so when i get up in the morning i can turn my swag on. ♥
    
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13. xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    the walk of shame, when you throw paper at the bin
    and mi s s ♥
    
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14. xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    dear lady gaga,
    so which way were you born?
    sincerely, curious
    
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15. xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    #3
    that awkward moment when..
    you cant tell if someone is a boy or a girl
    
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16. xiloveyou13x
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    August 24, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    #2
    that awkward moment when..
    you accidentally call your teacher "mom"
    
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17. xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    #1
    that awkward moment when..
    your dancing and your parents come in so you do something stupid to cover it up
    fave if i should do a series (:
    
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18. xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 11:11am UTC
    friendship isn't about who you've known the longest; it's about who came, & never left your side ♥
    
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19. xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 11:02am UTC
    i feel like im gonna cry
    when i see an old person sitting by themselves at a restaurant
    
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20. xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:28am UTC
    that awkward moment when
    the person that you're mad at is asking you whats wrong
    ♥
    
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