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  1. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS?
    When the person you care the most about stops talking to you.
    No explanation or reason to why they stopped either.

  2. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:01am UTC
    AND IN REAL LIFE
    boys don't come running back
    to you in the middle of the night,
    grab your arm and kiss you when
    you're walking away, or throw
    rocks at your window and sneak
    through your window just to talk.
    No, they leave and never say another word to you.

  3. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 7:34am UTC
    So yesterday I was with him,
    and he had to leave for football for the friday
    night game and he asked me to walk with him
    to the school, so I did. When he had to leave
    he kissed me. Then was I was about to leave
    he spun me around and pulled me back in. ♥

  4. TaraWuzAlwaysHere TaraWuzAlwaysHere
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    My dad's version of 'Should've Said No':
    You should've said no, you dumb old hoe.
    Should've thought twice before you let your V-Card go.

  5. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Guys,
    it is easier to lose an argument to your girlfriend,
    when you compare it to losing her forever.
    Format Credit: USMarineCorps2013

  6. nicholasjerryanon nicholasjerryanon
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    I keep a lot of sh*t to myself because in reality nobody really gives a f*ck.

  7. ImThatOneChick ImThatOneChick
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    You're 10 and wear a push-up bra? The only boobs I had when I was 10 was Drake and Josh.

  8. nicholasjerryanon nicholasjerryanon
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Sandy: "I like karate."
    Spongebob: "I like ka-ra-tay."
    Mr. Krabs: "I like mo-ney-ay."
    Squidward: "I hate all of you."

  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    You know you're in trouble when
    your mom uses your middle name.

  10. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    whale you be mine?
    ._____________________.
    i whale <3
    .__________.

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    "I get really nervous talking in front of loads
    Of people... Radio is a little bit different. Because
    You can't see the faces. That's what scares me,
    When you see people judging you."
    -Louis Tomlinson

  12. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    i'm not sure where i'm going,
    but i pray every night to find you there. ♥

  13. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    I didn't change.
    I'm still the same girl who sits around
    laughing at dumb things and walks with the biggest
    smile on her face. You're just mad that I gave up on
    your bulIshit and don't give a damn anymore. You're
    just mad I don't sit at home on a friday night anymore
    wondering what you're doing and who you're with.
    You're just mad that I finally moved on.

  14. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    I don't want
    random text messages saying
    "I miss you."
    I want that call saying,
    "Come outside, I'm
    waiting for you."

  15. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    3 easy ways to die.
    -Stab yourself; you'll bleed to death.
    -Shoot yourself in the head; you'll die instantly.
    -Love someone who doesn't love you back; you'll die daily.-

  16. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Lol So True: #40
    Using a different word because you can't spell the word you originally wanted to use.
    lolsotrue.com

  17. come_at_me_bro123 come_at_me_bro123
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    trying to find your quote in top quotes
    and u fave lots of quotes
    then realize your helping
    THE ENEMY

  18. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    I don't just sing in the shower.
    I dance. It's a whole performance in there..

  19. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    It you're ever having a bad day, just remember that someone is going to have Snookie as a mom.
    9gag

  20. _g0ldenkiid* _g0ldenkiid*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Harry Potter: The boy who lived
    Katniss Everdeen: The girl on fire
    Bella Swan: The girl who did nothing
    nmq

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