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EdwardSheeran
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Me: Dad, can I have some money?
Dad: Only if you make me say pie.
Me: Say what?
Dad: Pie.
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: Is twenty enough?

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LoveIsEnchanting
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 4:47pm UTC

◯
In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson.
Now we've lost Niel Armstrong.
We're running out of moon walkers...
CookieDoughFormats

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 3:07pm UTC

One death for man,
A tragic loss for mankind.
R.I.P. Neil Armstrong.

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fragile*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:14pm UTC

lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones
and i will try to fix you

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LoveisLoveisLove
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:47pm UTC

I LOVE IT. . .
when your family is going somewhere in seperate cars
AND YOU END UP RACING
to see who will get there first :)
nmf

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:05pm UTC

I'M JUST A BROKEN GIRL.
>>> WITH A FAKE SMILE <<<
And a Shattered heart
My Quote
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Anti- Joke:
Did you know Helen Kellar had a dog? Yeah, neither did she.
nmq/nmf

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amanduhjennifer
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:28pm UTC

so apparently wearing my rainbow converse makes me GAY.
great job society, look what you have done.

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cheetah678
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Look left- - - - - - - - - - > you failed. o.0

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:20pm UTC

Admit It..
You walk past girls at school thinking
"Why aren't I that beautiful?"
You walk past good looking guys thinking
"Why can't I be his girlfriend?"
You walk past a cute couple thinking
" I am not perfect enough to be in a realationship"
You walk past a rich house thinking
" Why can't I live in that house?"
You walk past the mirror thinking
"Why did I have to be me?"
-Nm

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Peace1231
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Girl
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Boy
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
26 minutes ago · Like
Girl
Sure
26 minutes ago · Like
Boy
Nevermind it's too cheesy
25 minutes ago · Like
Girl
Lol
25 minutes ago · Like
Boy
Okay suck my d/ick
25 minutes ago · Like

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 1:26pm UTC

"I think there is nothing wrong with eating
All the time. At least I'm not doing
Anything illegal."
-Niall Horan

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I'm tired of this game.
the one where you make me think that you
HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME,
you go out with me, play me, and break my
heart_ then a couple of
months later we start
the whole game over again.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 10:58pm UTC

DO YOU EVER
fake interview yourself?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 11:28pm UTC

READ THIS
if you have a crush on me

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:04am UTC

You only live once
but if you do it right, [x] [x] [x]
once is enough.

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anonymouus
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I want the sparks. I want the butterflies just from looking at him. I want
to not be able to stop smiling when we're texting. I want someone to
cuddle with. I want someone to play with my hair while I lie against his
chest. I want someone that can lift my chin and kiss me gently, but also
push me up against a wall and kiss me until I can't breathe. And I want
someone that will interrupt me in the middle of a sentence and tell me I'm
adorable. I want someone I can argue with but can't stay mad at. I want
somone to remind me how it feels to love without holding back. It's a lot
to ask for, but that's the kind of relationship I'm willing to wait for.

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shadysback
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Ryan Lochte??
more like Ryan Loch me in a room and screw me

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MySweetEscape
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Shoot for the moon.
Even if you miss
you'll land among the stars. ♥ nmf

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