1. PrincessMeg
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 6:04pm UTC
   Follow me on Twitter!
   @ClassyyCanadian
   I'm following back the
   first 500 people who
   follow me, promise! :)
   nmf/nmq
   
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2. PrincessMeg
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 9:12pm UTC
   "Dry lighting cracks across the skies,
   those storm clouds gather in her eyes."
   nmq/nmf
   
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3. PrincessMeg
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 9:09pm UTC
   "Every new beginning
   comes from some other
   beginning's end."
   nmf/nmq
   
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4. PrincessMeg
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   It starts off unexpected --
   you don't even realize you're falling for him. Things are great -- you talk to him 24/7, he makes you laugh, you hang out all the time -- he tells you he's into you, and if things were different he'd be with you... when you're ready to be with him, he's moved on -- you still talk sometimes and hang out once in a while but things aren't the same, they'll never be the same, and you're sitting there wishing you could rewind time,
   and be with him.
   nmf
   
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5. PrincessMeg
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 1:17pm UTC
   Anti- Joke:
   Buy a hamster.
   Name it virginity.
   Lose the hampster.
   Close enough.
   nmq/nmf
   
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6. PrincessMeg
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 1:12pm UTC
   Anti- Joke:
   What did the mechanic say when he lost his screwdriver? Where's my screwdriver?
   nmq/nmf
   
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7. PrincessMeg
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 1:10pm UTC
   Anti- Joke:
   Yo momma's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.
   nmq/nmf
   
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8. PrincessMeg
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 1:08pm UTC
   Anti- Joke:
   What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.
   nmq/nmf
   
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9. PrincessMeg
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2012 1:06pm UTC
   Anti- Joke:
   Did you know Helen Kellar had a dog? Yeah, neither did she.
   nmq/nmf
   
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10. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Anti- Joke:
    You know what hurts me inside?
    Internal bleeding.
    nmq/nmf
    
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11. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Anti- Joke:
    What's orange and tastes like an orange? An orange.
    nmf/nmq
    
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12. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I bought my first car today!
    I'm SO HAPPY!!! :)
    ♥
    
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13. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    That mini screaming noise
    your legs make when you dry shave.
    ♥
    
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14. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    Which member of One Direction are you most like?
    Harry Styles:
    [] you have curly hair
    [] you're cheeky and flirty
    [] you have dimples
    [] you have a British accent
    [] you talk slowly
    [] you're the youngest of your friends
    [ ] you love white Converse
    [] your favorite food is tacos
    [x] you have green eyes
    [x] you're under 6ft
    [] you love wearing blazers
    [ ] you have a great voice
    Louis Tomlinson:
    [ ] you have straight hair
    [ ] you love to wear stripes
    [ ] you love pants that end above the ankle
    [] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
    [ ] you have blue eyes
    [] you have a British accent
    [x] you're the oldest of your friends
    [x] you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
    [x] you love to sing
    [] you love people who eat carrots
    Zayn Malik:
    [ ] you have amazing eyelashes
    [x] you have black or dark brown hair
    [x] you can be very quiet
    [ ] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
    [x] you have piercings
    [ ] you're the 'devil' of your friends
    [] you love varsity jackets
    [x] you have great fashion senses
    [] you have a catch phrase
    [ ] you hate dancing
    [x] you're vain
    [x] you use hair products
    [ ] you like to rap
    [ ] you like to sing solos
    Liam Payne:
    [x] you change your hairstyle constantly
    [x] you've had your hair straight and curly before
    [x] you're sweet as can be
    [x] you work hard to make people happy
    [x] you love to be on Twitter
    [] you love wearing plaid
    [] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
    [] you have a signature dance move
    [x] you love Disney films
    [x] you love singing
    [] you have a British accent
    [x] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
    [x] you take care of the people you love
    Niall Horan:
    [] you have amazing hair
    [] you have an Irish accent
    [x] you bleach or dye your hair
    [] you're a hat person
    [] you have rosy red cheeks
    [] you love sneakers
    [x] you LOVE to eat food
    [x] you like guitars
    [x] you're funny/like funny people
    [ ] you have blue eyes
    [] you have/have had braces
    [] you like to eat sweets for breakfast
    [] you hate Disney films
    [] you can do an Irish jig
    [ ] you love Liam
    [ ] you love to sing
    Harry: 2
    Louis: 3
    Zayn: 6
    Liam: 9
    Niall: 4
    Most like Liam :)
    
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15. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    So yesterday, the neurologist confirmed
    my worst fear.
    She showed me patterns of my brain
    waves, and told me that I have brain
    seizures where my brain slows down
    and I zone out, and I have no sense of
    what's going on around me.
    She told me it's not cureable, only
    treatable, and that I'll have to take
    medication the rest of my life if I want to
    drive. She told me they last 17.5 seconds.
    I had a loan for a car.
    I was going to buy one August 1st.
    I feel lost and alone, because its hard to
    explain what I'm going through.
    One of my friends said
    "can't you just try and concentrate
    really hard?"
    I wanted to punch them.
    "Can we pretend that airplanes in the
    night sky are shooting stars?
    I could really use a wish right now..."
    ♥
    
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16. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    Cause if you let me,
    here's what I'll do.
    I'll take care of you.
    ♥
    
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17. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 11:41am UTC
    T h i s q u o t e j u s t g o t
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    2 0 % C o o l e r .
    Rainbow Dash ♥
    
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18. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:40am UTC
    I turned 20 years old yesterday.
    I also had to work a 12 hour shift, from
    9am to 9pm, because they couldn't get
    anybody else to work.
    Reluctantly, I went to work,
    and that night a customer was upset and
    yelling at me. She was with her boyfriend
    who wasn't saying anything.
    I was trying to keep my cool, but I felt
    like crying.
    Suddenly, the boy said,
    "Is it your birthday?"
    I said "How did you know?"
    He pointed, and I turned around to see
    that my mom brought in balloons.
    They were nice to me after that.
    The manager bought me supper for
    working for so long, especially on my
    birthday. And my friend from work
    got me a little cake, and tried to make my
    night better :)
    Usually my birthdays suck,
    but this one turned out okay :)
    ♥
    
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19. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    I know we're not supposed to ask for
    faves anymore, but could I have
    20 faves for my
    20th birthday?
    ♥
    
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20. PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:57am UTC
    I saw some other Wittians doing this
    and I want to try it too.
    I gained 40 pounds in the last two years
    and I want to lose it by the end of this
    summer, but I need modivation.
    For every fave
    I'll do 10 sit-ups.
    For every comment on this quote
    I'll eat something healthy
    instead of junk food.
    And for every encouraging comment
    posted on my profile,
    I'll do 10 crunches.
    Thank you.
    ♥
    
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