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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Hey I just met you.
And this is crazy,
But I'm a potato,
I go well with gravy.
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Today I tried to prank call Domino's Pizza.
The conversation went like this:
Me: "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
Cashier: "No, this is Patrick."
Made. My. Life.
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 9:28pm UTC

You know your childhood is officially over
when you fall asleep on the couch and
wake up on the couch.
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Other people flirting: Hey there, hot stuff ;)
Me flirting: If you were a carrot,
you'd be a nice carrot. :)
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 11:29pm UTC


Google Earth allows you to see the whole world and view places you may never see in your lifetime.
Yet you know as soon as it opens, the hunt for your house and school begins.
Format by: kaepow NMF

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 11:06pm UTC

I feel so alone.

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 11:01pm UTC

Sometimes you have to forget what
you feel and remember what you deserve.
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:58pm UTC

I would have been with him for 2 years on
the 23rd of June.
We were going through a lot of rough
times in the past six months.
I loved him; I still do. But he hurt me so
much. I tried to fix things... he was my
prince, and i wanted to marry him
someday. But he wouldn't make the effort.
I told him we should take a break;
I told him he'd have to prove to me he
loved me to get me back.
My plan backfired; after he begged me
to take him back, he called me every name
in the book and accused me of being
with another guy.
I told him we were done for good.
I told him we could be friends, but it's
really hard; now he's trying to get me back,
and he keeps asking for more chances.
I've given him so many, we've had a lot of
talks about him hurting me. I almost gave
him another one until he told me why he
had been being a jerk.
you see, i've been hurt a lot by the men in
my life, the other boys i've dated and my
father. He told me he wanted to break
up with me, but he didn't want to hurt me,
so instead, he decided to be mean to me
hoping I'd get fed up and leave.
But he changed his mind... and now he
wants me back.
Well, he got his first wish, and now
my heart is laying in pieces on the floor.
♥
thanks for reading. It means so much to me. I really needed to get that out I really need my Witty girls right now... I feel so alone.

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 7:18pm UTC

*Me At Starbucks, just finished ordering*
Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Later...
Starbucks Guy: Primrose Everdeen?
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 7:15pm UTC

"Mom, I'm going out."
"With your friends?"
"No mom... with Pikachu..."
"WHO'S PIKACHU,
IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?"
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 7:12pm UTC

There are three meanings behind liking
someone's status on Facebook:
1) I agree.
2) I realize this is about me so I'm liking
it to rub it in your face.
3) I want to bang you. ;)
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey, I'm not supposed to be texting,
I'm grounded.
Girl: Why, what did you do?
Boy: I took one of those huge erasers
and rubbed it all over my
younger sister's face.
Girl: WTF? Why would you do that?
Boy: It said it was for "big mistakes"...
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No...
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No...
Teacher: Then there is no God!
Student: Can you see your brain?
Teacher: No...
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No...
Student: Then you have no brain!
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Dear life,
when I say
"Can my day get any worse..."
it's a rhetorical question,
not a challenge.
♥
nmq

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Am I The Only One
who finds it sad there are so many "Fave for/if"quotes on Witty that Steve has to make a rule against them?
What happened to the old Witty? The one without all the complaining, attention getting, and survey posting?I haven't been on Witty for a long amount of time, but even since I've been here for less than a year things have changed.
I know you've seen a million of these quotes, but I wanted to express my opinion on this issue. I want the old Witty back.

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I'm no Beauty Queen,
I'm just beautiful me.

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Detention Slip.
Student: Tommy Steele
Date: 26th April 2012
Reason: Yelling "THAT IS MAHOGANY!" after another student dropped a book on his desk.
nmq/nmf

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 2:08pm UTC

"You may not be her first, her last, or her
only. She loved before, she may love
again. But if she loves you now, what
else matters? She's not perfect -- you
aren't either, and the two of you may
never be perfect together but if she can
make you laugh, cause you to think
twice, and admit to being human and
making mistakes, hold on to her and give
her the most you can. She may not be
thinking about you every second of the
day, but she will give you a part of her that
she knows you can break -- her heart.
So don't hurt her, don't change her,
don't analyze her and don't expect more
than she can give. Smile when she
makes you happy, let her know when
she makes you mad, and miss her
when she's not there."
♥
- Bob Marley.

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 1:41pm UTC

The most important thing to ask a person
when you start dating them is which
house in Harry Potter they would be in:
Gryffindor,
Slytherin,
Hufflepuff,
or
Ravenclaw
and why. Then decide if you
want to be with them based on their
answer.
♥
-twitter.

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PrincessMeg
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 7:13pm UTC

I think I'm going to take a hot shower.
It's like a normal shower,
but with me in it.
♥
nmq

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